My Favorite Fangs
Title | My Favorite Fangs PDF eBook |
Author | Alan Goldsher |
Publisher | St. Martin's Griffin |
Pages | 304 |
Release | 2012-08-07 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1250011531 |
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline... or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the Von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise—to save her vampire brood. Sixteen going on seventeen members of our legal team have instructed us to tell you, even though it should be obvious, that My Favorite Fangs was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the creation or production of The Sound of Music film, or any version of the stage musical. That seventeenth wouldn't take our call because he was too busy drinking his tea—a drink with jam and bread—to weigh in.
Fangs
Title | Fangs PDF eBook |
Author | Sarah Andersen |
Publisher | |
Pages | 112 |
Release | 2020-09 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781524860677 |
A love story between a vampire and a werewolf by the creator of the enormously popular Sarah's Scribbles comics. Vamp is three hundred years old but in all that time, she has never met her match. This all changes one night in a bar when she meets a charming werewolf. FANGS chronicles the humor, sweetness, and awkwardness of meeting someone perfectly suited to you but also vastly different.
Fangs for the Memories
Title | Fangs for the Memories PDF eBook |
Author | Kathy Love |
Publisher | Kensington Books |
Pages | 324 |
Release | 2005 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780758211316 |
Sebastian Young must find a way to help his brother Rhys when he breaks his one rule and saves the life of a mortal woman, which leads to a sensual encounter that makes him forget that he is a vampire. Original.
Fangs!
Title | Fangs! PDF eBook |
Author | Alan MacDonald |
Publisher | Capstone |
Pages | 122 |
Release | 2012 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1434246019 |
Join Bertie as he proves the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, models the latest fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.
I Love My Fangs!
Title | I Love My Fangs! PDF eBook |
Author | Kelly Leigh Miller |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 46 |
Release | 2020-07-21 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1534452117 |
Is a vampire still a vampire if his fang is all wobbly? Find out in this funny and endearing spin on the classic first lost tooth story. Young Dracula loves his fangs. They are pointy. They are sharp! They are a cherished family trait. So one day, when a fang wiggles…and jiggles…and falls loose, Dracula doesn’t know what to do. He tries pushing it back in. Then taping it. Then sticking it. Because a vampire can’t have only one fang!…Right?
Must Love Fangs
Title | Must Love Fangs PDF eBook |
Author | Jessica Sims |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 276 |
Release | 2013-08-27 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1451661851 |
The third book in the “funny, sexy, and lively” (Publishers Weekly) romance series about a paranormal dating service called Midnight Liaisons. From the supernatural dating capital of the world, it’s the Midnight Liaisons Dating Game! Let’s meet our eligible bachelors… “Cold hands, warm heart” applies to Bachelor #1. He believes that nighttime is the right time. Welcome, Bert the vampire! Bachelor #2 is an old soul—four hundred years old, to be exact. If you want someone to spend eternity with, choose Andre the vampire! Dying to snuggle up with a strong, sexy were-cougar? Bachelor #3 is a real cat(ch) who will tail the woman of his dreams until his irresistible charm melts her heart. He’s Joshua Russell! Who’s our lucky bachelorette? Professional matchmaker Marie Bellavance has hooked up hundreds of were-things, harpies, faeries, and vamps. Now it’s her turn. This alluring human’s not afraid to break the rules. But when nature takes over, a forbidden romance could be her only chance to live a full, healthy life. If there’s a trick to getting turned, she needs to find it…fast.
Hank's Fangs
Title | Hank's Fangs PDF eBook |
Author | Jill Lauren |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2021-05 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781951605469 |
Whole Phonics Early literacy, decodable reader. Target sounds: -ang, -ank Summary: Siss introduces her cousin Hank to her friends. His long fangs scare the kids. How will Hank and Siss convince the kids that Hank is a friend?