F is for FART #2

F is for FART #2
Title F is for FART #2 PDF eBook
Author Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It
Publisher Independently Published
Pages 30
Release 2020-10-05
Genre
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If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS

F is for FART

F is for FART
Title F is for FART PDF eBook
Author Mrs Dealt It
Publisher
Pages 54
Release 2019-06-05
Genre
ISBN 9781096381112

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This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.

F is for FART

F is for FART
Title F is for FART PDF eBook
Author J J Matthews
Publisher J. J. Matthews
Pages 54
Release 2020-08-11
Genre
ISBN 9781649847706

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Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
Title No One Likes a Fart PDF eBook
Author Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher Penguin
Pages 32
Release 2020-01-14
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Official Fart Alphabet

The Official Fart Alphabet
Title The Official Fart Alphabet PDF eBook
Author Ralph Masiello
Publisher Charlesbridge
Pages 82
Release 2013-08-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 1607344262

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A is for anonymous (who's the one who farted')B is for bloated (watch out...coming soon!)F IS FOR FLATULENCE and...H IS FOR HILARIOUS!You've never seen an ABC book like this before! It's the wickedest, wackiest alphabet ever, all centered around the sound and smell of that always uproarious, occasionally uncontrollable bodily function: the fart. Colorful classic cartoons'including an ever-present ominous green, gassy cloud'bring out all the entertaining fun of Left Cheek Squeak; Noxious (people wearing gas masks); and the Fart and Run Technique. And don't forget "S" for Silent But Deadly!It's even more side-splitting than a whoopee cushion. Just be glad there's no smellovision, though!

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts
Title Almost Everybody Farts PDF eBook
Author Marty Kelley
Publisher Union Square & Co.
Pages 31
Release 2020-02-28
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Find the Farter

Find the Farter
Title Find the Farter PDF eBook
Author Phyllis F. Hart
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 40
Release 2019-10-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1728216176

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Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?