Elmo, Ernie, and their Sesame Street friends share elephant, fish, and knock-knock jokes. On board pages.

You'll be laughing all the way to the end of this funny joke book featuring Sesame Street favorites Ernie and Bert.

Elmo, Ernie, and their Sesame Street friends will make little ones giggle, grin, and guffaw as they tell a series of silly elephant, fish, and knock-knock jokes. Visual humor and verbal puns will have even grown-ups laughing until it hurts at this collection of kooky knock-knocks and jokes about everybody's favorite funny animals. This is one that toddlers will want to come back to—again and again and again!

Ernie Johnson Jr. has been in the game a long time. With one of the most recognized voices in sports broadcasting, he is a tireless perfectionist when it comes to preparing and delivering his commentary. Yet he knows that some of sports' greatest triumphs--and life's greatest rewards--come from those unscripted moments you never anticipated. In this heartfelt, gripping autobiography, the three-time Sports Emmy Award-winner and popular host of TNT's Inside the NBA provides a remarkably candid look at his life both on and off the screen. From his relationship with his sportscaster father to his own rise to the top of sports broadcasting, from battling cancer to raising six children with his wife, Cheryl, including a special needs child adopted from Romania, Ernie has taken the important lessons he learned from his father and passed them on to his own children. This is the untold story, the one Ernie has lived after the lights are turned off and the cameras stop rolling. Sports fans, cancer survivors, fathers and sons, adoptive parents, those whose lives have been touched by a person with special needs, anyone who loves stories about handling life's surprises with grace--Unscripted is for all of these.

The eternal question: Are you a Bert or an Ernie? You’ll find out thanks to The Importance of Being Ernie (and Bert). And this book will show you how to be best friends with those who wear their stripes a little differently. Bert and Ernie have been friends and roommates on Sesame Street for decades, despite very different approaches to life’s challenges and joys. One collects jokes, the other collects paperclips. One loves pigeons, the other his Rubber Duckie. One sees the bathtub half-full, the other needs to empty it so he can give it a good scrub. But they both agree that having a best buddy is worth all the daily ups and downs. There are no better experts on living together and learning together. Their guide to friendship will make the perfect gift for any Bert or Ernie in your life. An Imprint Book "This might be one of the happiest books you’ll ever pick up." —Nerdist For more fun from folks who live on Sesame Street, check out Cookie Monster's The Joy of Cookies and Oscar the Grouch's The Pursuit of Grouchiness.

The jungle is full of humor. A consistent play-on-words creates wonderful jokes that readers will love. Vibrant illustrations support the amusement and keep readers’ interest.

With 55 black-and-white photos, this is a an intimate look at the absurd shenanigans and perverse expressions of the author's cat Ernie, and is now back in print for the first time in years.