Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola
Title | Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Bantam |
Pages | 273 |
Release | 1994-08-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0553568914 |
Kinky Friedman is a Jewish Texan country-and-western singer tunred Greenwich Village amateur detective, with a collection of smelly cigars, a cat, and two former—but simultaneous—girlfriends named Judy. Shortly after the possibly suspicious death of one of his closest friends, Kinky finds himself short one Judy, as Uptown Judy vanishes under mysterious circumstances. Before long, the death and the disappearance seem to be connected, along with Elvis impersonators, a missing documentary film, and a five-year-old mob murder. It’ll take the Kinkster, with an assist from the Village Irregulars and Downtown Judy, to wrap this case like a New York Tex-Mex, decidedly nonkosher burrito. “Kinky is a hip hybrid of Groucho Marx and Sam Spade.”—Chicago Tribune
Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola
Title | Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | |
Pages | 179 |
Release | 1993 |
Genre | American fiction |
ISBN | 9780571171927 |
This is a collection of three humorous detective stories set in and around the country music scene of Greenwich Village, New York, that feature the author as the detective-hero. Friedman other books include The Kinky Friedman Crime Club and More Kinky Friedman.
What Would Kinky Do?
Title | What Would Kinky Do? PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 225 |
Release | 2008-06-24 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1429928875 |
Kinky Friedman, who would be our contemporary Will Rogers if Will Rogers had been Jewish, smoked cigars, and foolish enough to believe he could govern the great state of Texas, returns with this collection of hilariously raunchy, sometimes poignant, and always insightful essays. With fearless wit and wisdom born from many a late night's experience, Kinky offers both pearls and cowpats that touch on life, death, and everything in between. Considering the current predicament of our nation and the world at large, the question is, "What would Kinky do?" His answers invoke Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Judy Garland, George Bush, and other cultural touchstones; reflect on Texas etiquette, smoking in bars, mullet haircuts, immigration policy, and how Don Imus died for our sins; and advise on how to handle a nonstop talker on a long flight, how to deliver the perfect air kiss, and what to do when a redneck hollers "Hey y'all, watch this!" Whether he's "the new Mark Twain" (Southern Living), "in a class with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and, yes, Henny Youngman" (The New York Post), "a Texas legend" (President George W. Bush), or "the Mother Teresa of literature" (Willie Nelson), Kinky Friedman is an outrageously funny and uncommonly smart observer of our common predicament: life and what to do about it. A little friendly advice from "Texas for Dummies" *Get you some brontosaurus-foreskin boots and a big ol' cowboy hat. Always remember, only two kinds of people can get away with wearing their hats indoors: cowboys and Jews. Try to be one of them. *Get your hair fixed right. If you're male, cut it into a "mullet" (short on the sides and top, long in the back---think Billy Ray Cyrus). If you're female, make it as big as possible, with lots of teasing and hair spray. If you can hide a buck knife in there, you're ready. *Buy you a big ol' pickup truck or a Cadillac. I myself drive a Yom Kippur Clipper. That's a Jewish Cadillac---stops on a dime and picks it up. *Don't be surprised to find small plastic bags of giant dill pickles in local convenience stores. *Everything goes better with picante sauce. No exceptions. *Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
Armadillos and Old Lace
Title | Armadillos and Old Lace PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 1996-05-01 |
Genre | American fiction |
ISBN | 9780571174621 |
A story featuring the foul-mouthed Kinky Friedman, ace private eye. Little old ladies are dropping dead at an alarming rate in the vicinity of the family's ranch/summer camp in Texas, and Kinky is asked to investigate. A faded photograph of ten pretty girls is just the clue he needs.
Cowboy Logic
Title | Cowboy Logic PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 214 |
Release | 2007-05 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780312331573 |
Cowboy Logic is filled with the bons mots of our favorite Texas legend, "the oldest Jew in Texas who doesn't own real estate." Complementing his ageless (and outrageous) maxims organized thematically are original cartoons and illustrations by the brilliant Ace Reid. For example: *Always respect your superiors, if you have any.*Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.*A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.*Trust me. I'm a Jew. I'll hire good people.*Happiness is a moving target. Kinky is famous for his one-liners, and here are the best of them.
Blast from the Past
Title | Blast from the Past PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 260 |
Release | 1999-11 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780345416308 |
A blow on the head sends PI Kinky Friedman back in time to his early days as a private eye. One of his first cases involved his girlfriend, Judy, claiming to have seen her old lover, Tom, alive. Officially, he was killed during the Vietnam War and was buried with full military honors.
Greenwich Killing Time
Title | Greenwich Killing Time PDF eBook |
Author | Kinky Friedman |
Publisher | Gardners Books |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 1997-04 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780571191345 |
The place is New York City's Greenwich Village. The corpse is found holding 11 pink roses. The suspects are as strange as the crime. And the detective just happens to be a country singer named Kinky Friedman in his wild, witty, and wisecracking debut novel.