American Housewife

American Housewife
Title American Housewife PDF eBook
Author Helen Ellis
Publisher Anchor
Pages 126
Release 2016-01-12
Genre Fiction
ISBN 038554104X

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • “A raucous, whip-smart collection of stories featuring retro-feminist ladies who lunch.” —Elle Meet the women of American Housewife. They wear lipstick, pearls, and sunscreen, even when it’s cloudy. They casserole. They pinwheel. And then they kill a party crasher, carefully stepping around the body to pull cookies from the oven. Taking us from a haunted pre-war Manhattan apartment building to the unique initiation ritual of a book club, these twelve delightfully demented stories are a refreshing and wicked answer to the question: “What do housewives do all day?”

Eating The Cheshire Cat

Eating The Cheshire Cat
Title Eating The Cheshire Cat PDF eBook
Author Helen Ellis
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 292
Release 2015-12-15
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1501142119

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The debut novel from the author of Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge, a fast-paced and unforgettable reinvention of Southern gothic set in Alabama. In Tuscaloosa, Alabama, beauty is as beauty does, with axes and knives and killer smiles. Sarina Summers and her mother will stop at nothing to have it all. Nicole Hicks harbors a fierce obsession with Sarina, which repeatedly undermines Mrs. Hicks’s ambitious goals. Bitty Jack Carlson, a nice girl from the wrong side of the tracks, is caught in the crossfire but struggles to succeed outside the confines of this outrageous yet eerily familiar Southern community. It’s survival of the fittest. Which girl will come out on top? Eating the Cheshire Cat lures readers into a world of perfectly planned parties and steep social ladders, where traditional rites of passage take unpredictable and horrifying turns as the dreams of three girls and their overbearing mothers collide. Traipsing from summer camp to the University of Alabama’s Homecoming game, this fast-paced and unforgettable novel will keep readers guessing until the bitter end.

The Cheshire Cheese Cat

The Cheshire Cheese Cat
Title The Cheshire Cheese Cat PDF eBook
Author Carmen Agra Deedy
Publisher National Geographic Books
Pages 0
Release 2014-09-02
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1561458104

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In this playful homage to Charles Dickens, Skilley, an alley cat with an embarrassing secret, longs to escape his street-cat life. Hoping to trade London's damp alleyways for the warmth of ye olde Cheshire Cheese Inn, Skilley strikes a bargain with Pip, an erudite mouse. Skilley will protect the mice who live at the inn, and in turn, the mice will provide Skilley with the thing he desires most. But when Skilley and Pip are drawn into a crisis of monumental proportions, their new friendship is pushed to its limits. The escalating crisis threatens the peace not only of the Cheshire Cheese Inn but the entire British Monarchy! New York Times best-selling author Carmen Agra Deedy and coauthor Randall Wright collaborate on this compelling story set in Victorian England. With the artwork of award-winning illustrator Barry Moser, The Cheshire Cheese Cat is filled with charming characters and strong themes of friendship and loyalty.

Southern Lady Code

Southern Lady Code
Title Southern Lady Code PDF eBook
Author Helen Ellis
Publisher Anchor
Pages 126
Release 2019-04-16
Genre Humor
ISBN 0385543905

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A collection of essays that are "like being seated beside the most entertaining guest at a dinner party" (Atlanta Journal Constitution)—from the New York Times bestselling author of American Housewives “Thank you Helen Ellis for writing down the Southern Lady Code so that others may learn.” —Ann Patchett, bestselling author of The Dutch House Helen Ellis has a mantra: “If you don't have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way.” Say “weathered” instead of “she looks like a cake left out in the rain” and “I’m not in charge” instead of “they’re doing it wrong.” In these twenty-three raucous essays, Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a Burberry trench coat, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have left Alabama for New York City, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon.

Grin

Grin
Title Grin PDF eBook
Author Adam Danielski
Publisher
Pages 366
Release 2014-06-02
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781633155244

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Grin: The Authorized Biography of a Cheshire Cat explores Wonderland as seen through the bright round eyes of Warrington, a seemingly normal kitten (if you call hairless cats normal) from the country of Cheshire, England. After being given to a mysterious old librarian, Warrington finds himself employed catching mice in the Library of Universal Fiction until extraordinary events force him on a mystical journey. Along the way, Warrington befriends many familiar characters who bear a striking resemblance to characters we know from classic literature that will share in this grand adventure across Wonderland.

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland
Title Alice in Wonderland PDF eBook
Author Lewis Carroll
Publisher The Floating Press
Pages 112
Release 2009-01-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1877527815

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Alice in Wonderland (also known as Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), from 1865, is the peculiar and imaginative tale of a girl who falls down a rabbit-hole into a bizarre world of eccentric and unusual creatures. Lewis Carroll's prominent example of the genre of "literary nonsense" has endured in popularity with its clever way of playing with logic and a narrative structure that has influence generations of fiction writing.

The Phantom Tollbooth

The Phantom Tollbooth
Title The Phantom Tollbooth PDF eBook
Author Norton Juster
Publisher Yearling
Pages 274
Release 1988-10-12
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0394820371

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With almost 5 million copies sold 60 years after its original publication, generations of readers have now journeyed with Milo to the Lands Beyond in this beloved classic. Enriched by Jules Feiffer’s splendid illustrations, the wit, wisdom, and wordplay of Norton Juster’s offbeat fantasy are as beguiling as ever. “Comes up bright and new every time I read it . . . it will continue to charm and delight for a very long time yet. And teach us some wisdom, too.” --Phillip Pullman For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams!