Make no mistake. This is not a Goosebumps book. This is a story about cheese growing wild that is guaranteed to gross you out.

Billy-Boy Fudder, a lad sickened by the thought of milk products, moves to Breakwind Farms in the dairy capital of the world, where he unleashes a cottage cheese monster, in a humorous horror parody of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series

Joe won't put down the seat. Not now. Not ever. But the bully of the bowl has met his match. It's payback time--and The Toilet is plunging into action!

From the bestselling author behind The Official Fart Book comes a sequel that will leave you heaving. Comes with real fake vomit! A clever, insightful, and gross compendium of everything from sayings about vomit, historical anecdotes, and cartoons to rancid rhymes, factoids, great moments in hurling culture, up chuckles, and buckets more! Whether you’re spewing to Ralph on the porcelain telephone or waiting for relief from a stomach tsunami, this book puts the “gag” in gag gift.

This third book from Dr. Ian Billinghurst was written to help pet owners either understand or expand their knowledge of evolutionary diets for both dogs and cats. It contains important background research from his first two books together with lots of new information. Experienced "BARFers" will benefit from a number of new suggested recipes and practical information to assist in the home production of BARF diets - now everyone can do the BARF diet for their pets!

“Tyler and his approach to sandwiches are equal parts clever, hilarious, and deeply dirty (in all the right ways). I’m obsessed with the never-ending possibility of what a sandwich can be, and so I’m a supreme fan girl of everything that Tyler and his crazy mind inserts between these pages and two pieces of bread.” —Christina Tosi Known genius and broccoli savant Tyler Kord is chef-owner of the lauded No. 7 Sub shops in New York. He is also a fabulously neurotic man who directs his energy into ruminations on sandwich philosophy, love, self-loathing, pay phones, getting drunk in the shower, Tom Cruise, food ethics, and what it's like having the names of two different women tattooed on your body. But being a chef means that it's your job to make people happy, and so, to thank you for being there while he works out his issues, he offers you this collection of truly excellent recipes, like roast beef with crispy shallots and smoky French dressing, a mind-blowing mayonnaise that tastes exactly like pho, or so many ways to make vegetables into sandiwches that you may never eat salad again. A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches will make you laugh, make you cry, and most of all, make you hungry.