Don't Make Me Use My Waiter Voice Features: Simple and elegant. 100 pages, high quality cover and (6 x 9) inches in size.

Lined 6x9 journal with 108 blank pages. This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's day, or any occasion gift for waiters to doodle, sketch, put stickers, write memories, or take notes in.

- Dotted - Size: 6 x 9" - Notebook - Journal - Planner - Dairy - 110 Pages - Classic White Dot Grid Paper - For Writing, Sketching, Journals and Hand Lettering - Great and inexpensive Birthday, Christmas or Anniversary Gift Idea - Perfect for both travel and fitting right on your bedside table

Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? Our book is perfect for that Funny Waiter Lined log, daily diary / journal / notebook to write in, for everyday writing, for creating lists and plans. DETAILS: 120 Blank Lined White PagesSimple Stylish Typographic Cover Art DIMENSIONS: 6x9 Inch. (15.24x22.86 cm) PERFECT FOR: Everyday DairyPersonal JournalWedding PlanningWork ListsTravel Planning

Ideal gift for the professional in your life - 6x9 119 page custom notebook - perfect for secret santa or a co-worker colleague - unique specialist personalised gift!

This journal is designed for Waiter and it is also a great gift on any occasion. You can fill the notebook with all of your most precious thoughts, secrets, dreams and future plans. INSIDE THE BOOK There are 120 pages with simple and elegant lines where you can write down anything. BOOK COVER The premium matte-finish cover is sturdy and durable, so the pages won't fall out after a few months of use. To top it all, we have an array of book cover designs to choose from. Please check out our author page to get inspired by our collection of truly creative book covers. THANK YOU Thank you for checking out this book and we hope you find what you are looking for. Honestly, we are just a small business, but we are passionate and committed to publishing the unique, high quality and professional journals, notebooks, sketchbooks, composition books, scorebooks, and planners.

Hilarious tales from the trenches of food service from the popular blog—perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck and Mo Rocca. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa (a.k.a. The Bitchy Waiter) has your back. Based on his popular blog, this riotous book is full of waitstaff horror stories—plus heartwarming tales—from three decades in the industry. Cardosa knows you want your beer cold (“You want a cold beer? Thank you for clarifying so I didn’t bring you the one that just came out of the oven”). And while he may hate children (“I know the kid at Table Eight is trouble the moment he rolls into the restaurant in his fancy stroller”), he will at least consider owning up to his mistakes: “Do I take the steak from the floor, citing the “three-second rule,” and put it in the to-go box and carry it back to the woman?” From crazy customers to out-of-control egos, these acerbic tales offer a hilarious glimpse into what really goes on in that fancy restaurant—and inside the mind of a server. Praise for The Bitchy Waiter “Cardosa does for wait staff what Anthony Bourdain did for kitchens: he exposes the ugly side of food service from the perspective of those working on the front lines. And he puts the potential restaurant customer on notice that someone is watching and recording their bad behavior.” —Shelf Awareness