Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Title Dogs Don't Tell Jokes PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 224
Release 2013-07-26
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408850346

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Someday Angeline

Someday Angeline
Title Someday Angeline PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 194
Release 2007-01-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 074758723X

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Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes
Title Little Black Book of Dog Jokes PDF eBook
Author Suzanne Schwalb
Publisher Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Pages 146
Release
Genre Humor
ISBN 1441300260

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

Johnny's in the Basement

Johnny's in the Basement
Title Johnny's in the Basement PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher Harper Collins
Pages 132
Release 2001-10-02
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0380834510

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When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dancing classes, but too old to collect bottle caps any more.

Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind
Title Speaking My Mind PDF eBook
Author Ronald Reagan
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 436
Release 2004-08
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 0743271114

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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

Jokes and Riddles

Jokes and Riddles
Title Jokes and Riddles PDF eBook
Author
Publisher McClanahan Book
Pages 28
Release 1993
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781562933500

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Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes.

Beloved Dog

Beloved Dog
Title Beloved Dog PDF eBook
Author Maira Kalman
Publisher Penguin
Pages 162
Release 2017-10-31
Genre Pets
ISBN 014310988X

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Maira Kalman, with wit and great sensitivity, reveals why dogs bring out the best in us Maira Kalman + Dogs = Bliss Dogs have lessons for us all. In Beloved Dog, renowned artist and author Maira Kalman illuminates our cherished companions as only she can. From the dogs lovingly illustrated in her acclaimed children’s books to the real-life pets who inspire her still, Kalman’s Beloved Dog is joyful, beautifully illustrated, and, as always, deeply philosophical. Here is Max Stravinsky, the dog poet of Oh-La-La (Max in Love)-fame, and her own Irish Wheaton Pete (almost named Einstein, until he revealed himself to be “clearly no Einstein”), who also made an appearance in the delightful What Pete Ate: From A to Z. And of course, there is Boganch, Kalman’s in-laws’ “big black slobbering Hungarian Beast.” And that’s just the beginning. With humor and intelligence, Kalman gives voice to the dogs she adores, noting that they are constant reminders that life reveals the best of itself when we live fully in the moment and extend unconditional love. “And it is very true,” she writes, “that the most tender, complicated, most generous part of our being blossoms without any effort, when it comes to the love of a dog.”