Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Title | Dogs Don't Tell Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Louis Sachar |
Publisher | A&C Black |
Pages | 224 |
Release | 2013-07-26 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1408850346 |
'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Someday Angeline
Title | Someday Angeline PDF eBook |
Author | Louis Sachar |
Publisher | A&C Black |
Pages | 194 |
Release | 2007-01-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 074758723X |
Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.
Little Black Book of Dog Jokes
Title | Little Black Book of Dog Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Suzanne Schwalb |
Publisher | Peter Pauper Press, Inc. |
Pages | 146 |
Release | |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1441300260 |
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Johnny's in the Basement
Title | Johnny's in the Basement PDF eBook |
Author | Louis Sachar |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 132 |
Release | 2001-10-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0380834510 |
When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dancing classes, but too old to collect bottle caps any more.
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Title | Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | Rob Elliott |
Publisher | Revell |
Pages | 128 |
Release | 2010-08 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 0800788036 |
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Speaking My Mind
Title | Speaking My Mind PDF eBook |
Author | Ronald Reagan |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 436 |
Release | 2004-08 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 0743271114 |
The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Jokes and Riddles
Title | Jokes and Riddles PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | McClanahan Book |
Pages | 28 |
Release | 1993 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781562933500 |
Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes.