Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Title Dogs Don't Tell Jokes PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 224
Release 2013-07-26
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1408850346

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Someday Angeline

Someday Angeline
Title Someday Angeline PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher A&C Black
Pages 194
Release 2007-01-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 074758723X

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Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes
Title Little Black Book of Dog Jokes PDF eBook
Author Suzanne Schwalb
Publisher Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Pages 146
Release
Genre Humor
ISBN 1441300260

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

Johnny's in the Basement

Johnny's in the Basement
Title Johnny's in the Basement PDF eBook
Author Louis Sachar
Publisher Harper Collins
Pages 132
Release 2001-10-02
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0380834510

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When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dancing classes, but too old to collect bottle caps any more.

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Title Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids PDF eBook
Author Rob Elliott
Publisher Revell
Pages 128
Release 2010-08
Genre History
ISBN 0800788036

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A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind
Title Speaking My Mind PDF eBook
Author Ronald Reagan
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 436
Release 2004-08
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 0743271114

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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

Jokes and Riddles

Jokes and Riddles
Title Jokes and Riddles PDF eBook
Author
Publisher McClanahan Book
Pages 28
Release 1993
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781562933500

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Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes.