When observing a magical ritual in the woods, make sure to take precautions… If you try to summon a demon to grant you your heart's fondest desire, you'd better get your Latin right… When studying ancient grimoires, it's never a good idea to actually read the contents out loud or you might just cause the end of the world… Following your grandma's heirloom recipe might just conjure up something other than marinara sauce… Four short humorous horror tales of rituals gone very wrong by Hugo finalist Cora Buhlert of 5800 words or approx. 20 print pages altogether.

Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would do almost anything? Demon summoning may help make your dreams a reality.

Meet Robin Page: outcast sorceress, mythic history buff, unapologetic bookworm, and the last person you'd expect to command the rarest demon in the long history of summoning. Though she holds his leash, this demon can't be controlled ... but can he be tamed?

Unleash abominations, discover hidden spell words, and practice the dark art of coloring in the lines with this fiendishly clever coloring and activity book from artist Steven Rhodes. Here are dozens of surreally funny, retro-inspired parody designs such as Alien Abduction Club, Here Comes the Apocalypse, Death Metal Sing-Along, and Portal to the Cat Dimension, all rendered in spooky black and white and ready for you to add your unearthly coloring inspiration. But that's not all! Try if you dare the uncannily entertaining activities inside. Join the dots to see what abomination Julie has unleashed into the world. Roll the dice to see which of your friends can be abducted by aliens first. Plus sinister shadow puppets, occult career selector paper dolls, spot the clowns in the graveyard, and other chilling chill-out coloring and activity fun times for ghouls and gargoyles alike.

This is a book that teaches you how to summon demons and spirits from a Hindu Aaiyyanist perspective. You can use these entities to gain wealth, power and ancient knowledge. Tens of thousands of people worldwide are using this knowledge to become successful and become one with Higher entities. Come join us.This book will show you the steps on how to summon Spirits (Pretas and Bhoots) as well as various designations of Demons such as Pishachas, Rakshasas and Asuras. This book will teach you how to communicate with these entities and also begin to form a link with them to aid you in various ways.These teachings have been used for thousands of years to help the rich and powerful retain control and it has also opened the gateway to those wishing to join the elite.This book focuses on the teaching of the Abhichaara School which is one of the Tantric schools of Hindu Aaiyyanism.One of the ways the Abhichaara school expresses itself is in the invocation or summoning of negative beings such as Asuras/Rakshasas (demons), Preta/Bhoots(spirits) etc... They do this to either immerse themselves in negative energy as a form of dark liberation, or to direct negative energy against their enemies.This book will present the methods used by the Abhichaara school to summon various negative entities that will aid you, if you so wish it. The aid these beings can give you are either to remove negativity from yourself on a superficial level to give you wealth and power, or (more usually) to curse your enemies. Aaiyyanists believe that negativity directed at someone can lead them to have bad luck, illness, physical, mental and material harm, so please do not use this to harm others.This book is for educational purposes only and should not be used in malice against anyone.

The most evil and complex elements of the Dungeons & Dragons world are presented for the first time--such as moral dilemma, slavery, human sacrifice, prostitution, and other sensitive issues--to allow players to add a level of complexity to their campaigns.

From the creator of the popular blog The Monsters Know What They’re Doing comes a compilation of villainous battle plans for Dungeon Masters. In the course of a Dungeons & Dragons game, a Dungeon Master has to make one decision after another in response to player behavior—and the better the players, the more unpredictable their behavior! It’s easy for even an experienced DM to get bogged down in on-the-spot decision-making or to let combat devolve into a boring slugfest, with enemies running directly at the player characters and biting, bashing, and slashing away. In The Monsters Know What They’re Doing, Keith Ammann lightens the DM’s burden by helping you understand your monsters’ abilities and develop battle plans before your fifth edition D&D game session begins. Just as soldiers don’t whip out their field manuals for the first time when they’re already under fire, a DM shouldn’t wait until the PCs have just encountered a dozen bullywugs to figure out how they advance, fight, and retreat. Easy to read and apply, The Monsters Know What They're Doing is essential reading for every DM.