Don’t Be Scared… They’re Only CLOWNS! He’s not really a clown...he’s just your dentist! That’s not a clown...in the back seat of your car! Sleep well...there’s no clown under the bed! Don’t look behind you, don’t turn your head, don’t open your eyes… …or you’ll see nothing but 30 single-sided pages of clowns for you to color... ...WON'T THAT BE FUN?

Many have the phobia of clowns, and that fear is now in the form of a coloring book, which can either cause nightmares or perhaps bring some solace to your sub conscious. With over 100 pages of coloring delight....or fear, you will be able to know once and for all if you truly do have a fear of clowns!

Get that red crayon ready! With this coloring book for adults channeling The Walking Dead meets The Secret Garden, comics creator/rock star Alan Robert (Crawl to Me, Killogy, Wire Hangers) invites fans of horror to discover their inner-colorist. Through intricate pen and ink illustrations to complete, color, and embellish, readers will meet an onslaught of severed heads, monsters, deadly weapons, and skeletal remains. Visit burial grounds, the zombie apocalypse, serial killer lairs, and gruesome torture chambers. Horror fans and newcomers alike will welcome this GOREgeous and creative journey into a blood-soaked new world.

"So view, and get over it." And so begins the lighthearted attempt of Scary Clowns to relieve coulrophobes of their fear of "grotesquely made-up men wearing overly large trousers, huge shoes, and a red nose." This fear may seem as amusing as the characters that inspire it, but numerous support groups and hundreds of Web sites are dedicated to coulrophobia. Horror movies featuring killer clowns, as well as notorious clown/serial killer John Wayne Gacy, have only fed the fear. Over 80 full-color photographs-from the surreal to the grotesque-populate Scary Clowns, bringing readers face to face with their worst nightmares. A pop-up clown in the middle of the book forces the reader to confront his darkest fear in 3-D. It is all done in the name of good, clean fun, of course. Why are seemingly innocuous clowns so horrifying to so many people? The introduction in Scary Clowns attempts to demystify the strange phobia. By nature silent, a clown makes no noise or complaint as he falls over, throws things, plays with knives, walks on high wires, tumbles, turns, and collapses. Maybe it's the silence that makes him so scary.

For your coloring pleasure: Over 30 fine-art designs of depraved clown-themed debauchery. Suitable for framing and display. WARNING: Not suitable for children, the elderly, the coulrophobic, or the easily offended.

*PLEASE NOTE: This is a printable PDF. You must print pages to color at home, etc. Color your favorites again and again!* Step right up and prepare for a spine-tingling spectacle with the "Scary Clowns Coloring Book” Yearbook of Terror! Face your fears as you delve into the twisted world of ghastly clowns captured in a series of eerie, framed dark circus yearbook photos. In this macabre collection of frightening faces, you'll meet a troupe of chilling jesters, some donning a wickedly wide haunting smile. These diabolically designed clown portraits will transport you to a circus of nightmares, where the laughter is maniacal and the mischief is otherworldly. With some in various stages of zombification, these demented jokers are sure to leave an indelible impression, perhaps even raise a few hairs. But fear not, coloring aficionado! With your trusty arsenal of crayons, markers, and colored pencils, you hold the power to transform their frightening visages into a vibrant celebration of artistry. Brighten their eerie existence with bold strokes and vivid hues, and watch as the terrors of the circus come alive under your creative touch. Muster your courage, summon your artistic flair, and venture into the "Scary Clowns Coloring Book - Dark Circus Illustrations” Yearbook of Terror—a devilishly delightful coloring adventure that combines the twisted charm of scary clowns with the nostalgia of yearbook memories. Great for those who appreciate dark carnival, horror, and whimsical science fiction! For Teens, Adults, and Seniors. NOTE: Some designs are fine for beginners, and some are fairly intricate. Perfect for medium-level and advanced colorists. This is the abridged edition featuring 20 unique designs. The full version is available in paperback on other platforms.

**PLEASE NOTE: This book is a printable PDF - you will have to print pages at home, etc. Color your favorites again and again!** The dark fairycore illustrations in this creepy coloring book for teens and adults will take you on a journey of discovery starring strange, otherworldly beauties and unusual creepy creatures from the wilderness. Some resemble human women and some…don’t. Embrace enchanting dark beauties and let your creativity soar as you color drawings of forest fairies, pixies, sprites, and other odd magical woodland beings. Goth and zombie aesthetics included with butterflycore and dragonfly imagery. Great for those who appreciate dark fantasy and morbid mythical creatures! Be inspired, entertained, and/or help reduce stress and anxiety as you focus on the weird wonderland. NOTE: Designs are fine for beginners as well as pros and seasoned colorists. This is an abridged edition featuring 25 unique designs. The full version is available in paperback on other platforms.