Crazy Christmas Chaos
Title | Crazy Christmas Chaos PDF eBook |
Author | Quinlan B. Lee |
Publisher | HarperFestival |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2002-10-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780694016839 |
Tinsel-Time Tongue Twistwers! Unfold the pages to join the Christmas commotion. With the help of elated elves, rowdy reindeer, and a silly Santa, holiday hijinks have to happen! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos
Title | Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos PDF eBook |
Author | Mick Foley |
Publisher | HarperCollins |
Pages | 48 |
Release | 2000-10-24 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780060394141 |
The elves were running everywhere--they were loud and brash and rude, and Tommy Top, the tallest elf, was running in the nude. The elves were throwing toys and games, and to make things even worse, Billy Bop, the smallest elf, was teaching them to curse... What does Santa do when things get out of hand in his North Pole castle? He brings in the World Wrestling Federation Superstars! Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is a hilarious modern classic with all the heartwarming magic of a cherished tradition. Riotously illustrated by Jerry "The King" Lawler, this new Christmas story is sure to delight children, wrestling fans, and readers of all ages. Make room on the shelf next to The Night Before Christmas and A Christmas Carol, because this Yuletide tale has attitude! Mick Foley--number one New York Times bestselling author, Hardcore Legend, and Commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation--crafts a delightful tale of mischief, mayhem, and the true meaning of Christmas. When the elves revolt against Santa and refuse to make any toys and the reindeer gang up on Rudolph as though they've joined DX, Santa Claus gives up hope that anyone these days has the true Christmas spirit. When the situation looks its bleakest, Mrs. Claus calls in the cavalry--Kane, Jericho, Val Venis, Jerry Lawler, Kurt Angle, Edge, an the rest of the Federation Superstars! How the wrestlers misbehave--making things even worse--and how one unexpected and unassuming person saves Christmas for the whole world is an unforgettable and uplifting story that will add good cheer to your holiday season year after year. Perfect for reading out loud near a crackl8ing fire or while tucked in at bedtime, Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is sure to become a family tradition in your home.
Breaking Up with Perfect
Title | Breaking Up with Perfect PDF eBook |
Author | Amy Carroll |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 240 |
Release | 2015-07-07 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 1501103059 |
“Perfection is exhausting at best, defeating at worst. In Breaking Up with Perfect, Amy is the trusted friend who comes to help us knock down our walls of fear to rebuild a more doable, sustainable, God-honoring life.” —Lysa TerKeurst, New York Times bestselling author of The Best Yes and president of Proverbs 31 Ministries An inspiring and thought-provoking guide to help you abandon the pursuit of perfection and become comfortable and more confident in your own skin. We’ve all been in relationships that were bad for us...whether with a catty girlfriend, a selfish boyfriend, or a coworker who undermines our best efforts. But there is one relationship that steals the potential of all other relationships—including our relationship with ourselves and, ultimately, our relationship with God. And that’s our relationship with Perfect. Perfect is a bad friend. No matter what we do or say or give or bake or create...it’s never enough. Perfect always demands more, but it’s never satisfied. Never. Whether you are a “good girl,” who always tries to be what you think everyone else wants you to be, or a “never good enough” girl, who’s desperately hiding your past and shame behind attempts to measure up—this book will help you find the beautiful, loving, fulfilled woman God created you to be. Imperfections and all. Breaking Up with Perfect will help you: • Experience authenticity as the antidote for isolation • Trade the Lies of Perfection for the Truths of God’s Love • End the pursuit of perfection, so God can begin His powerful perfecting work in you After reading this book, you’ll be able to end the never-ending stress that chasing Perfect brings and live a life filled with joy, peace, and spiritual fulfillment.
Absolutely Normal Chaos
Title | Absolutely Normal Chaos PDF eBook |
Author | Sharon Creech |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 188 |
Release | 2009-10-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0061972436 |
"By turns sarcastic, tender, and irreverent, this will quickly make its way into the hands of readers who loved Walk Two Moons." —Kirkus This beloved prequel to bestselling author Sharon Creech's Newbery Medal winner Walk Two Moons chronicles the life of a thirteen-year-old during her most chaotic and romantic summer ever via journal entries, filled with hilarious observations on love, death, and the confusing mechanics of holding hands. Mary Lou is less than excited about her assignment to keep a journal over the summer. Boring! Then cousin Carl Ray comes to stay with her family, and what starts out as the dull dog days of summer quickly turns into the wildest roller-coaster ride of all time. Named one of the New York Public Library’s 100 Titles for Reading and Sharing!
Creation Mage
Title | Creation Mage PDF eBook |
Author | Dante King |
Publisher | |
Pages | 362 |
Release | 2020-08-09 |
Genre | |
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The last thing I expected was to gain the spells of the woman in my bed. Hell, I didn't even know magic existed until I'd cast a spell that morning. Then a beautiful teacher from a magical academy told me I could become the universe's most powerful mage.To get there, I need to become stronger. I need to ace all my examinations. And, most of all, I need to master the most potent spells.But I have to start somewhere.This begins my first year at the Mazirian Academy.
Santa Baby
Title | Santa Baby PDF eBook |
Author | Jonathan Stutzman |
Publisher | Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Pages | 25 |
Release | 2020-09-08 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1250805279 |
Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox, the duo behind Llama Destroys the World, take their trademark hijinks up to the North Pole in this laugh-out-loud, heartfelt Christmas-themed picture book. Santa is feeling old, and being in the business of Christmas for centuries is . . . well, it isn't all milk and cookies. In hopes of regaining some of his pep, Santa asks the spirit of Christmas to give him something for a change: skim off a couple of years and make him younger. But Christmas magic is powerful, and Santa gets more than he wished for. Instead of a fresh new outlook and boundless energy, he needs diapers and a nap—stat. With Christmas only a few days away, the elves rush to teach Santa Baby the basics. But will there be enough time to prepare their new bundle of holiday joy for the job? Funny and spirited, bright and inspiring, and with an unforgettable title, Santa Baby is destined to be a yuletide read families revisit every year.
AboutAverage.com
Title | AboutAverage.com PDF eBook |
Author | Jacey Hill |
Publisher | iUniverse |
Pages | 164 |
Release | 2010-06-08 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781450230001 |
Jacey finds herself staring at the computer as a thirty-year-old newly divorced, single mother of two baby girls. After her marriage takes an unexpected turn, Jacey realizes that she must begin dating again but is not sure how to start. Afraid to admit defeat, afraid to face failure, and afraid to move forward, she makes the bold, yet comical decision, to embark on internet dating. As she experiences the roller coaster of internet dating and, once again, becomes comfortable in her own skin, she meets many interesting men... At the same time she learns a tremendous amount of information about herself as she grows emotionally from one phase of her life into many others. With the lively support of her mother and her friends, Jacey begins a humorous and unforgettable journey into the modern world of dating. Come along with Jacey to experience the highs and the lows along with the many humorous, yet poignant situations that she encounters as she tries to find her soul mate through her computer screen.