JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

You're sure to get choked up over this tale of two inseparable best friends! My Cock and I is a whimsical short story of a boy and his impressive rooster that may leave more than just your eyes wet. For those who are good with their hands, coloring and activity pages grace the tail end of this masterful work, making it the perfect gift for friends with discriminating taste in sophomoric humor and heavy innuendo. Features: - 16 Full-Color Story Pages- 8 Activity and Coloring Pages

Our best selling Just Cocks Coloring Book For Adults is back, bigger and better than ever with our new Extended Edition. You'll have 45 hilarious dick images to color until you can't laugh anymore. With over 45 different Funny and Snarky Cock coloring pages. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas present or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your friends laughing, giggling and coloring for hours.... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 45 hilarious and naughty coloring pages.. The new extended edition of our Just Cocks Coloring Book contains 45 single sided coloring pages filled with various hilarious, funny and snarky, cock images. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our cock coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest cock illustrations to ensure that you get hours of coloring entertainment, laughter and relaxation. All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy our Cocks Coloring Book for Adults.

* New for 2019 * A collection of images from Ella Cottons Rude & Funny Colouring Books Selected images from: Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art? Pussytastic! Celebrate your Lady Garden Colourful Swear Words Entertaining insults Cocktastic Christmas Cocks Jingle Balls: A Naughty Festive Colouring Book Pugtastic! Colourful Pugs A perfect fun Gift, Hen night game, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Christmas stocking filler. 'Let off steam as you colour in the extreme!' Ella Cotton also has some Rude Word Search books on Amazon : Rude and Funny Word Search: A Sweary Puzzle Book that's as Rude as F*ck ISBN-13: 978-0995742598 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041

* New Ella Cotton book 2020 * Let off Steam - Colour the Extreme! Ella Cotton's Brand New Rude, Funny and Beautifully Designed colouring book. Lots of Swear Words to Colour in: F*ck, Kn*bjockey, C*nt, Sh*thead, W*nkpuffin ...and many, many more! Ella is the best selling author of the original 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art ?' ISBN-13: 978-1539874683 Cocktastic! helped launch a series of copycat cock colouring books. Cocktastic is still available on Amazon but you have to search in the 'Book' catagory. A perfect and funny Gift, Hen night game, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Christmas stocking filler. Other books by Ella Cotton: Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art ? - ISBN-13: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Celebrate your Lady Garden Colourful Swear Words Entertaining insults Cocktastic Christmas Cocks Jingle Balls: A Naughty Festive Colouring Book Pugtastic! Colourful Pugs The Really Rude Word Search Book: A Sweary Puzzle Book that's as Rude as F*ck ISBN-13: 978-1707886470 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of vaginas. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock

FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"