JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

'Christmas comes once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2017 a Cocktastic Christmas! Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Christmas Cocks' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

'The holidays come once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' "Was a funny gag gift everyone had a laugh at!" - Amazon Review ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Happy Holidays, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2018 a Cocktastic Christmas! Please note this is a Happy Holiday version of Ella's 'Cocktastic Christmas'. Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Happy Holidays' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

* New for 2019 * A collection of images from Ella Cottons Rude & Funny Colouring Books Selected images from: Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art? Pussytastic! Celebrate your Lady Garden Colourful Swear Words Entertaining insults Cocktastic Christmas Cocks Jingle Balls: A Naughty Festive Colouring Book Pugtastic! Colourful Pugs A perfect fun Gift, Hen night game, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Christmas stocking filler. 'Let off steam as you colour in the extreme!' Ella Cotton also has some Rude Word Search books on Amazon : Rude and Funny Word Search: A Sweary Puzzle Book that's as Rude as F*ck ISBN-13: 978-0995742598 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041

Our best selling Just Cocks Coloring Book For Adults is back, bigger and better than ever with our new Extended Edition. You'll have 45 hilarious dick images to color until you can't laugh anymore. With over 45 different Funny and Snarky Cock coloring pages. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas present or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your friends laughing, giggling and coloring for hours.... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 45 hilarious and naughty coloring pages.. The new extended edition of our Just Cocks Coloring Book contains 45 single sided coloring pages filled with various hilarious, funny and snarky, cock images. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our cock coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest cock illustrations to ensure that you get hours of coloring entertainment, laughter and relaxation. All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy our Cocks Coloring Book for Adults.

* New Ella Cotton book 2020 * Let off Steam - Colour the Extreme! Ella Cotton's Brand New Rude, Funny and Beautifully Designed colouring book. Lots of Swear Words to Colour in: F*ck, Kn*bjockey, C*nt, Sh*thead, W*nkpuffin ...and many, many more! Ella is the best selling author of the original 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art ?' ISBN-13: 978-1539874683 Cocktastic! helped launch a series of copycat cock colouring books. Cocktastic is still available on Amazon but you have to search in the 'Book' catagory. A perfect and funny Gift, Hen night game, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Christmas stocking filler. Other books by Ella Cotton: Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks: Willies in Art ? - ISBN-13: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Celebrate your Lady Garden Colourful Swear Words Entertaining insults Cocktastic Christmas Cocks Jingle Balls: A Naughty Festive Colouring Book Pugtastic! Colourful Pugs The Really Rude Word Search Book: A Sweary Puzzle Book that's as Rude as F*ck ISBN-13: 978-1707886470 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041 Rude and Funny Secret Santa Word Search: A Very Rude Seasonal Sweary Puzzle Book Jingle Balls! ISBN-13: 978-1692049041

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of vaginas. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock