'Christmas comes once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2017 a Cocktastic Christmas! Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Christmas Cocks' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

'The holidays come once a year,Color in a cock for festive cheer!' "Was a funny gag gift everyone had a laugh at!" - Amazon Review ''Brilliant item!! Great christmas gift'' - Ebay Review ''Thank you, it's hilarious my sister in law will love it'' - Ebay Review A hilarious Happy Holidays, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Xmas party or Hen Night gift. Let's make 2018 a Cocktastic Christmas! Please note this is a Happy Holiday version of Ella's 'Cocktastic Christmas'. Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of Yuletide willies? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Happy Holidays' could be the colouring book for you! Jingle balls! Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a festive image - with added cocks. This is extreme Xmas mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Yule Knob Cock Robin Buff my Baubles Cock under the Mistletoe And many more! Other books by Ella Cotton include: Cocktastic! Colourful cocks - Willies in Art ISBN: 978-1539874683 Pussytastic! Colourful Lady Gardens ISBN3: 978-1545518533 Colourful Swear Words : Entertaining insults ISBN: 978-0956329097

JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

"This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

Colour in your own fantasy with this very NSFW colouring book. Bizarre and kinky fetishes of all kinds, depicted in clear, bold lines. Draw your friends in obscure positions. While you're at it, play try to find the pussy.' This adults-only colouring book will make you laugh and blush. Truly egalitarian, The Fetish Colouring Book contains equal amounts of both naked women and naked men. It is a perfect gift for nearly every occasion.'

FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"