Claw the System
Title | Claw the System PDF eBook |
Author | Francesco Marciuliano |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 113 |
Release | 2018-10-16 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1524850128 |
Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You're Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.
Atticus Claw Breaks the Law
Title | Atticus Claw Breaks the Law PDF eBook |
Author | Jennifer Gray |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 145 |
Release | 2012-10-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0571284507 |
When Atticus receives an anonymous message summoning him to a meeting in a sleepy English coastal town, he packs his bags and sets off. The world's greatest cat burglar likes a good mystery and this time curiosity has got the better of him. The writer of the message, it turns out, is none other than Jimmy the Magpie, gang leader. He is morning the death of his friend Beaky, who has been run over by a Rolls Royce. Now he wants Atticus to steal all the jewels in town and leave the humans baffled. What could be more straightforward? But when Atticus moves in with Inspector Cheddar and his family, he starts to wonder if a life of crime is really for him . . .
Claws
Title | Claws PDF eBook |
Author | Mike Grinti |
Publisher | |
Pages | 229 |
Release | 2012 |
Genre | Cats |
ISBN | 9781908435125 |
Emma's sister is missing. Her parents have spent all their money trying to find her and the family has moved to a trailer park for Crags-magical creatures that live on the edge of human society-next to the dark forest. Here Emma meets a smooth-talking cat named Jack who has a plan to rescue her sister. He shows her how to shape-shift, to develop claws and cat senses. But cat magic isn't easy, and Emma soon learns her sister is in the thrall of the faeries, the most beautiful and dangerous creatures of all.
Hung Kuen
Title | Hung Kuen PDF eBook |
Author | Leung Shum |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2018-11-30 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780999810514 |
Information and instructions for the Eagle Claw form, Hung Kuen!This high quality, wire bound, 56 page limited edition includes step by step instructions and photos of each move of the form.
I Could Pee on This
Title | I Could Pee on This PDF eBook |
Author | Francesco Marciuliano |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 111 |
Release | 2012-08-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1452121869 |
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Claw Your Way to the Top
Title | Claw Your Way to the Top PDF eBook |
Author | Dave Barry |
Publisher | Rodale |
Pages | 104 |
Release | 1986 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780878576524 |
A humorous guide with valuable advice and tips for moving up the corporate ladder.
I Could Pee on This, Too
Title | I Could Pee on This, Too PDF eBook |
Author | Francesco Marciuliano |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 114 |
Release | 2016-08-16 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 1452137153 |
There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.