It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's putting on his snuggly red suit. But hang on... WHERE ARE SANTA'S PANTS? He can't deliver Christmas with a bare bottom! Search through mounds of mistletoe and piles of presents to find Santa's underwear and save Christmas! A rhyming Christmas caper - guaranteed to get you giggling!

"Santa was dreadfully embarrassed the night he lost his pants and Mrs. Claus was horrified when he arrived home pants-less"--Back cover.

So, what's the deal with Santa?!? He delivers millions of toys, to children all over the world, in just one night. Impossible? Not if you know how he does it.In this book, you'll learn the 10 secrets Santa uses to make Christmas happen every year... including the real role of elves, Christmas Eve travel tricks, why he lives at the North Pole and so much more.You'll be amazed at just how simple it all is. You'll even discover how you will become one of Santa's helpers one day.Ready? Then put on your big red coat, strap on those black buckled boots, and let's go... Santa's secrets are waiting!

Christmas was supposed to be about joy and hope…not about thwarting terrorist plots Most covert agents weren't blessed with long careers. Mike Becker wasn't like most agents. On the cusp of early retirement, he's given one final assignment: babysit a single mother with a reputation for coming up with conspiracy theories. Except the bullets flying Claire Chadwick's way can't be dismissed. Now Mike will do anything to protect her and her son, and uncover the truth. A truth that places them at the center of a terrorist attack on Christmas Day. Mike's career may be coming to a blazing finish, but in this woman he finally has a shot at the redemption that's eluded him for so long.

Take a magical tour with author Kenneth Moore as he guides you through your journey to becoming a real Santa Claus. With over 35 years of experience in the role of the world's most beloved holiday icon, Ken shares with you his knowledge, insider tips, and trade "secrets" so you can truly discover for yourself...The Magic of Santa Claus!

A humorous philosophical investigation into the existence of Santa from a co–executive producer of The Big Bang Theory—the perfect stocking stuffer for the deep thinker on everyone’s list. Emmy award–winning comedy writer and philosophy scholar Eric Kaplan brilliantly turns a search for the truth about Santa into a laugh-out-loud metaphysical romp. Surveying everything from the analytic philosophy of Bertrand Russell and Ludwig Wittgenstein to Buddhism, Taoism, and Kabbalah, Kaplan alights on comedy—including The Big Bang Theory and Monty Python—as the best way to resolve life’s most profound paradoxes, including the existence of perfect moments, Santa, and even God.

Do you know how traditions get started? They all have a beginning and an explanation as to why they are practiced. Has anyone ever wondered why we hang candy canes from our Christmas trees? This book will share just how that tradition came to be. Not by a hero. Not by anyone who was famous or was well-known. He was just a regular person, yet what he did changed so many lives. Join us as we take a look at one such man who contributed this and so much more to the people he loved. Journey with me to the North Pole where our tale begins.