Prepare yourself for a journey through the world of Patton Oswalt, one of the most creative, insightful, and hysterical voices on the entertain­ment scene today. Widely known for his roles in the films Big Fan and Ratatouille, as well as the television hit The King of Queens, Patton Oswalt—a staple of Comedy Central—has been amusing audiences for decades. Now, with Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, he offers a fascinating look into his most unusual, and lovable, mindscape. Oswalt combines memoir with uproarious humor, from snow forts to Dungeons & Dragons to gifts from Grandma that had to be explained. He remem­bers his teen summers spent working in a movie Cineplex and his early years doing stand-up. Readers are also treated to several graphic elements, includ­ing a vampire tale for the rest of us and some greeting cards with a special touch. Then there’s the book’s centerpiece, which posits that before all young creative minds have anything to write about, they will home in on one of three story lines: zom­bies, spaceships, or wastelands. Oswalt chose wastelands, and ever since he has been mining our society’s wasteland for perversion and excess, pop culture and fatty foods, indie rock and single-malt scotch. Zombie Spaceship Wasteland is an inventive account of the evolution of Patton Oswalt’s wildly insightful worldview, sure to indulge his legion of fans and lure many new admirers to his very entertaining “wasteland.”

IN THIS RHYMING STORY with beautiful water colour illustrations. Suitable for children 2-8 years of age. Mimmo makes the best pizza in town with cheese made from his own dairy cows Mildred and Louise. One starry starry night when the moon is shinning bright the cows disappear and a moo moo sound is heard far away by Mr Slim Blight. THE SCOOTER FIVE set out to solve the mystery, meeting talking trees and Singing aliens. Throughout the land toddlers on their multi coloured mini scooters are zooming along the pavement. Somewhere in England in a small town five children race into action to solve many mysteries. "Rhyming books for kids are so important for the development of early literacy skills and should line the bookshelves in all classrooms and home libraries, wherever possible!"

An explorer-tug captain, Alex Racine spends years in space, harvesting ice asteroids for New Terran's water-hungry outposts. His existence is both routine and solitary...until his ship's computer detects a damaged alien craft drifting into system. Recognizing a once in a lifetime opportunity to make first contact, Alex pulls off a daring maneuver to latch on to the derelict. When Alex boards the Reveur, he encounters the ship's AI. The entire craft is riddled with holes, damage that could only have come from a fight. While confronting the AI for answers, Alex is shocked to learn that eighteen survivors, trapped in stasis, are on board. Like the New Terrans, the Meridiens are human-both settlements originating from colony ships sent from a dying Earth-but oddly the Meridiens' technology is hundreds of years ahead, which makes their story all the more terrifying. The Reveur was attacked by an unknown craft, the first of its kind ever encountered. The mysterious silver ship made no contact before firing its beam weapon, and its attack was both instant and deadly. Intrigued by the Meridiens' story, and even more so by their leader, the exotic Renee de Guirnon, Alex decides to help them repair their ship and return home...but not without the means to protect themselves. For, he was haunted by one thought: where there was one, there might be many."

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. I can't be sure of the whole world, but I'm certain you will when you read The Wacky World of Bobby Tribble. Bobby Tribble, almost eleven, a prankster skilled in exaggeration, tells you about his experiences and wacky dreams going to the doctor and a dentist, trying to cook, competing in a fun run, going to a summer day camp, looking for his dog, playing Little League baseball, switching bodies with his sister in kindergarten, and other hilarious misadventures. Heed this warning: Buckle up your seat belt to prevent you from falling on the floor laughing.