A funny and surprising story about a little girl who comes face to face with the legendary scary, hairy yeti-who's not quite what he seems!

A hilarious, rhyming monster romp of a story about--you guessed it--a yeti and some spaghetti "Hurrah " shouted George, "At last it is you. I've been looking so hard for the Yeti." The monster looked down with a horrible howl . . . "Are you bonkers? My name is Netty " Join George, a young and courageous explorer, determined to track down the elusive Yeti against all odds. Armed with only a map, a woolly hat, and a tin of spaghetti in his rucksack, George sets off on his quest up the steep mountain path--and spots the Yeti immediately But wait, just look at that lipstick. Can it really be the Yeti? This funny adventure story is the perfect, rhyming picture book read for boy and girl monster lovers.

*FREE Secret Bonus Story Included!**Five* furry STARS for this super smutty story of two dirty old monsters having their way with a bored little housewife!Betty Bradford was a typical small-town housewife in rural Vermont, until one day a beast from deep within the forest smelled how FERTILE and desperate she was. EAGER to leave her dull life, and more than eager and willing to serve, she accepted being OWNED by Bigfoot and regarded as his human-slave -- until one day a Yeti appears and steals her away.What will the Yeti do to Betty?Will Bigfoot seek revenge?Will Betty become pregnant with a beasts child? This is Volume 1 of a very DIRTY, EROTIC, THRILLING and EXPLICIT series exploring Betty's new life being owned by beasts.

We all make mistakes. What's important is how we respond when we do. In this charming little story about Betty, we get to watch as her best efforts in art class don't quite measure up to her expectations. But does that mean Betty hangs her head low, never to bounce back again? Absolutely not. In this playful, fun storybook, children will learn they can give their mistakes and imperfections to God, and He will make something beautiful out of themƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚"ƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚€ƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚ƒƒ‚‚‚ƒƒ‚‚ƒ‚‚"maybe even something as beautiful and fun as confetti! Betty Confetti breaks the myth of perfection and instills in children the foundational truth that even when we mess up, God is still working in our lives, and our stories aren't over because: God walks our journeys with us, He knows us the very best, Even when we make mistakes, He doesn't love us any less. So next time you mess up in life, don't run and hide your face, Turn your mess into confetti, friend, give yourself some grace.

After playing a scary video game with her twin brothers, Betty starts imagining there are ghosts in the shadows

Betty the yeti is nervous about her first day of school full of humans, but she learns that being different is what makes her wonderful.

Betty the Yeti and her classmates plant flowers for their classroom, but when their teacher, Mr. Cyrus, cannot be there to see them bloom, Betty has an idea how the class can let him know they are thinking of him.