This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes, things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.

2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"

From the sick and twisted mind of Ryan Reeves comes Poems from the Bathroom Wall. This book is original content in the style of the writings you may find on the wall in public restrooms. In this volume every filthy bathroom hi-jink and sexual practice is described in the sing-song style that bathroom poetry fans worldwide have come to appreciate and expect every time they sit down to use a public toilet. The author doesn't officially condone bathroom graffiti but finds much of it hilarious. Wanting to reach a greater audience with his own work than is possible on a bathroom wall, he created this book. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find Poems from the Bathroom Wall enjoyable.

My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"

Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.

Have you noticed that there is a spirit of praise and worship that comes upon you in the bathroom? Dr. Myles Monroe once said, "I get a lot of revelations in the bathroom. I don't know why God speaks to me in the bathroom." Breakthrough in the bathroom will help you appreciate why a spirit of praise and worship comes upon you in the bathroom and why the bathroom is an altar of sanctification, revelation, and restoration. This book gives an exposition on the following: - The concept of the bathroom as an altar - The prophecy on bathrooms and bathing in the end-time - The unique character of the altar in the bathroom - The miracle of open heavens in the bathroom - How to minister to yourself, your spouse, and children in the bathroom - Avoiding death in a place of life - The beauty and black side of bathroom poetry - Bathing and praying in the bathroom at the hours of prayer - Spiritual breakthroughs in the bathroom - Healing and deliverance in the bathroom The consecrated bathroom will become a spiritual magnet for all who desire a deeper dimension of fellowship with God. Going to the bathroom will no longer be a routine act. It will become a special spiritual phenomenon.

Bathroom Poetry: A Collection of Haipoos is the perfect book for your bathroom. Featuring a compilation of over fifty beautiful Haiku poems, this book makes a great gift for a housewarming party. Every guest that uses your toilet can enjoy themselves by having a laugh reading these poems.