Paige Persnickety wants a pet. Her playmates have pets which they share at preschool each week during Pet Day. Paige repeatedly begs her mommy and daddy for a pet. Their answer is always "No." They explain to Paige that the timing is not right, and urge her to practice a little more patience. However, they also tell her that someday, when the timing is best for all, she'll be able to get a pet. One day, Paige's mommy and daddy reveal that they have a surprise. She asks "Is it a present? Is it a pet?" They say "No, it is neither." Anxiously, Paige inquires, "WHAT IS IT?" When Paige learns the answer she screams and cries and storms off to her bedroom. Sadly, she feels like it just isn't fair. Paige's parents gently prompt her to be a little bit more patient. Eventually, Paige's mommy and daddy come to preschool with a gift. Her preschool classmates plead for her to open the box. Paige opens the box and is delighted to find that her wish has finally become a reality. The charming illustrations display Paige's array of classmates and their unique pets. The illustrations also capture Paige's range of emotions throughout her persistence, perseverance and patience to obtain a pet.

Crime analysis has become an increasingly important part of policing and crime prevention, and thousands of specialist crime analysts are now employed by police forces worldwide. This is the first book to set out the principles and practice of crime analysis, and is designed to be used both by crime analysts themselves, by those responsible for the training of crime analysts and teaching its principles, and those teaching this subject as part of broader policing and criminal justice courses. The particular focus of this book is on the adoption of a problem solving approach, showing how crime analysis can be used and developed to support a problem oriented policing approach – based on the idea that the police should concentrate on identifying patterns of crime and anticipating crimes rather than just reacting to crimes once they have been committed. In his foreword to this book, Nick Ross, presenter of BBC Crime Watch, argues passionately that crime analysts are 'the new face of policing', and have a crucial part to play in the increasingly sophisticated police response to crime and its approach to crime prevention – 'You are the brains, the expert, the specialist, the boffin.'

(A true story.) Meet Hola. She’s a nightmare, but it’s not her fault if she tackles strangers and chews on furniture, or if she runs after buses and fried chicken containers and drug dealers. No one ever told her not to. Worse yet, she scares her family. Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she’s never been trained. At least not by anyone who knew what he was doing. Hola’s supposed master, Marty, is a high-functioning alcoholic. A TV writer turned management consultant, Marty’s in debt and out of shape; he’s about to lose his job, and one day he emerges from a haze of peach-flavored vodka to find he’s on the verge of losing his wife, Gloria, too, if he can’t get his life—and his dog—under control. Desperately trying to save his marriage, Marty throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola, the only dog ever to be expelled from her puppy preschool twice. Somehow, together, they need to get through the American Kennel Club’s rigorous Canine Good Citizen test. Of course, Hola first needs to learn how to sit. It won’t be easy. It certainly won’t be pretty. But maybe, just maybe, there will be cheesecake.

Calling all animal lovers! Build your own mobile pet adoption center and help these clay critters find their "furever" homes. Learn to make a variety of dog breeds, including a corgi, Chihuahua, Rottweiler, Dalmatian, and beagle, plus cats, birds, bunnies, and guinea pigs. You decide which animals you want to make with colorful clay and premade eyes to help make each creation picture-purrfect. Comes with: 8 punchout sheets, 7 colors of oven-bake clay, faux fur blankets in 3 colors, 30 brads.

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