Pet Idol is in town, and Hamish, a floppy-eared spaniel, is the favourite to win. But as the spotlight falls on the lane, Top Dog and his gang of strays are hunted by the Dog Catcher, and blame Hamish for their troubles. With his haphazard magic, an appetite for toast and a strange travelling machine, can Badger the Mystical Mutt save Hamish from Top Dog and his gang? And can Hamish still win Pet Idol?

Timmy, the cat with the crumpled ear and six and a half senses, desperately wants to join the gang. But no cat has ever been allowed to join the notorious all-dog group. To help him, Badger needs to visit the Crystal Cave, but the Wim-Wim is suffering from a crumpled crank shaft and is going nowhere. Can Badger make alternative travel arrangements? How did Snif, the gang leader, get his brutal scar? And can dogs and cats ever truly rumble along together?

A Big Top has arrived on the lane with a spectacular attraction: a real live minotaur! But the minotaur wants to return home, and Pogo Paws is homesick for his childhood circus family. The minotaur's labyrinth is in a parallel universe called Esterious, and Pogo Paws' circus is far, far away, and to return would mean abandoning Pickle. Can Badger, with his makeshift magic and a little help from a solar eclipse, open the portal in the Crystal Cave, and make the Enchanting Exchange happen? Or will Pickle sabotage Badger's attempts, and make it impossible for Pogo Paws and the minotaur to ever find their way home?

It's the most important night of the year, but a dense fog has descended on the lane. And there's something and someone missing from the gang reunion party: Badger's prized neckerchief, and Pickle's best pal, Pogo Paws. Without 'Chief, his lucky mascot, Badger struggles with his spells until a cheeky fez called Otto comes to his rescue ... and causes even more mayhem. Will 'Chief ever return, and will the gang step up to save Pickle - now the only stray on the lane - from the dreaded Dog Catcher? Badger the Mystical Mutt weaves his wonky magic once again in this tale of friendship and adversity.

A mysterious and extremely whiffy smell has caused the Pong Police to close the lane. Now Cheryl with a C, the dancing diva who puts the wah-wah in Chihuahua, has nowhere to practice for Anton Du Bark's Hotpaws Barking Boogie, and she needs a partner! Newly appointed leader of the gang, Dodgy Dave, has a secret he's not keen to share. Can the Alley Cats bring the lane back to life, and can Buddy Bites get Cheryl off spicy fajitas for ever?

Lennie is now leading the gang, but is having terrible nightmares. Badger's spells are not working so they decide to visit Baby Unicorn. But Nippy Nimbus sends them on an unexpected bumpy ride to the Back of Beyond. Can they escape and find answers in the Zen Den? Back in the lane, The Earl of Doodlepoppington, Badger's distant cousin, arrives with plans for a development of luxury doghouses, which will affect everyone - the alley cats, the gang and the birds!

Stop! Danger! Sex for sale! A red light can signify any one of those, but in a radio station it means a microphone has gone live: the walls may be soundproof, but in a studio space, everyone can hear you scream...or sneeze. For twenty-five years, Jeff Zycinski worked for BBC Radio and became the longest-serving boss of Radio Scotland. He made the big decisions - buying a new vacuum cleaner for the Selkirk office - and chaired a meeting that almost erupted in violence when someone suggested cats were better than dogs. He has a lot to say about Brexit, Scottish Independence, football, BBC bias, Islam and strippers...but not in this book. Okay, he talks about them a bit...mainly the strippers. An affectionate, humorous account of inside life at the Beeb - you will never buy chips in the same way again!