Barney takes Baby Bop to the library so that she can get her own library card.

Do Mickey and Minnie have sexual tension? Are mutton chop sideburns making a comeback? Is karaoke the purest form of self-expression? These questions might not bother you, reader, but they happen to bother me. Perhaps a little too much. I’m Kyle, by the way. Hello. I wrote this book. Inside its pages, you’ll find 22 funny essays on subjects such as the following: - Being a new parent - Accidentally founding a boy band on a cruise ship - Getting angry at Philadelphia Eagles fans - Admiring my grandparents’ belief in werewolves - Celebrating my favorite West Coast portable toilet manufacturer I wrote Mild Buffoonery as a fan of Jenny Lawson and David Sedaris, so if you like their stories, you might like mine, too. Some are embarrassing, some are heartfelt, and some are just plain weird. All of them are true.

Barney and his friends follow an egg they think is from outerspace through the town.

The Book Publishing Industry focuses on consumer books (adult, juvenile, and mass market paperbacks) and reviews all major book categories to present a comprehensive overview of this diverse business. In addition to the insights and portrayals of the U.S. publishing industry, this book includes an appendix containing historical data on the industry from 1946 to the end of the twentieth century. The selective bibliography includes the latest literature, including works in marketing and economics that has a direct relationship with this dynamic industry. This third edition features a chapter on e-books and provides an overview of the current shift toward digital media in the US book publishing industry.

Cody thought he was making a wish on a falling star one night at his Grandma's house, but it turned out to be a very special egg.

Visit a school with your favorite purple dinosaur! Join Barney and Baby Bop as they visit a school and learn all about how much fun it is. Baby Bop meets Scamper the guinea pig, listens to stories, paints, and builds a sand castle! What will be her favorite part of the day?