Are you ready to navigate the complex battlefield of marriage with the finesse of a seasoned general? "The Art of War: Husband Edition" is your ultimate guide to winning the daily skirmishes of marital life, wrapped in a delightful parody of Sun Tzu’s classic strategy manual. In this uproarious book, you’ll discover: - The Terrain of Matrimony: Master the art of household diplomacy and tackle those everyday challenges like a pro. - The Strategy of Compromise: Learn how to turn a potential defeat into a victory with clever negotiation tactics. - Emotional Intelligence: Develop the skills to read the emotional weather and diffuse tensions with a smile. - Special Operations: Execute surprise missions and deploy the perfect tactics to keep peace and laughter in your home. - Negotiating with the FBI: Discover how to negotiate like a pro with your very own Female Bureau of Investigation. From **strategic pauses** and **deferred disagreements** to **emotional intelligence** and **special operations**, this book provides practical, funny, and effective strategies for maintaining harmony and winning hearts. Whether it’s the great debate over the thermostat settings, mastering the art of compromise, or handling the occasional emotional meltdown, this guide has you covered. "The Art of War: Husband Edition" is not just about surviving marriage—it’s about thriving in it with humour, grace, and a touch of tactical genius. Perfect for husbands, future husbands, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh at the intricacies of marital life. Prepare to conquer the battlefield of love with a blend of strategy and wit. Grab your copy today and turn every marital challenge into a chance for triumph! Buy now and become the hero of your own love story!

A new illustrated edition of Sun Tzu's classic ancient Chinese meditation on military strategy and human psychology, with a new commentary that highlight its continued relevance for modern readers. Poetic and immensely readable, The Art of War was written 2,500 years ago and the military manual is still relevant today. A fascinating historical document that sheds light on ancient warfare, it is also a profound meditation on human psychology, interrogating the subjects of leadership, self-discipline and self-awareness. This new edition of the classic work is specially designed for modern readers. It includes an insightful introduction to the historical and philosophical context, and is accompanied by explanation and analysis of how Sun Tzu's lessons have been applied in some of the world's most famous battles. Renowned strategists from Field Marshal Montgomery to General Schwarzkopf have cited the book as an inspiration. The ancient text, attributed to Sun Tzu, is divided into 13 chapters that provide a logical and strategic approach to conflict and competition. Each focuses on a different aspect of warfare, including the importance of planning, managing your forces, decision-making, knowing your strengths and weaknesses, the art of deception and understanding the power of information. This edition, featuring more than 28 evocative photographs, offers a new perspective on a classic work and enables new generations to discover The Art of War and find new applications for the wisdom of Sun Tzu.

Discover the ultimate military strategy book - for parenting! Are you tired of losing battles with your child? Feeling defeated and ready to raise the flag of surrender? Are you searching for generations-old parenting advice from a master general and ancient philosopher? Then this book is for you. This war is not for the faint of heart. Our opponent is cunning and relentless and they must not be underestimated. If we hope to survive, we must meditate on the immortal words of the famous military strategist-and father of three-Sun Tzu. Hidden within the pages of this ancient classic, the Art of War, is a brilliant strategy guide for dad's who are desperate to gain the upper hand against the invaders. This amusing and light-hearted guide arms you with the essential parenting strategies you need to master the battle of fatherhood. Let Sun Tzu's military genius help you fill your arsenal with the battle plans and ancient wisdom you need to triumph over whatever challenges your child can throw at you. Whether you're fighting over bedtimes, warring over healthy food, or struggling with being out numbered, you'll soon learn that the military knowledge contained in this legendary text holds all the secrets to effective parenting. Here's what you'll discover inside: Assessing The Situation and Learning To Outsmart Your Foe Essential Strategies For Winning The Fatherhood War The Dangers of Direct Conflict (and Knowing When To Pick Your Battles) How To Adjust Your Strategies and Deal With Changing Situations Top Tips For Gathering "Intelligence" And Much More... A perfect gift for both newly enlisted fathers and seasoned veterans this Father's Day. Hurry...before it's too late. Scroll up and buy now to master the art of fatherhood today!

While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life–namely her dear husband, Scott? In this lively and perceptive book, Sutherland tells how she took the trainers’ lessons home. The next time her forgetful husband stomped through the house in search of his mislaid car keys, she asked herself, “What would a dolphin trainer do?” The answer was: nothing. Trainers reward the behavior they want and, just as important, ignore the behavior they don’t. Rather than appease her mate’s rising temper by joining in the search, or fuel his temper by nagging him to keep better track of his things in the first place, Sutherland kept her mouth shut and her eyes on the dishes she was washing. In short order, Scott found his keys and regained his cool. “I felt like I should throw him a mackerel,” she writes. In time, as she put more training principles into action, she noticed that she became more optimistic and less judgmental, and their twelve-year marriage was better than ever. What started as a goofy experiment had such good results that Sutherland began using the training techniques with all the people in her life, including her mother, her friends, her students, even the clerk at the post office. In the end, the biggest lesson she learned is that the only animal you can truly change is yourself. Full of fun facts, fascinating insights, hilarious anecdotes, and practical tips, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage describes Sutherland’s Alice-in-Wonderland experience of stumbling into a world where cheetahs walk nicely on leashes and elephants paint with watercolors, and of leaving a new, improved Homo sapiens.

War looms on the horizon but Selene’s training as a wizard must begin, even though her age makes success nearly unattainable. Will searches for a solution, but their only hope may be a dangerous bargain with the king. The fate of two nations lies on Will’s shoulders and the future is paved with violence. With few options, he needs the aid of uncertain allies and dubious friends. Traitors lurk among them, and soon he will be forced to choose who to trust—and who to sacrifice. For a terrible power has arrived in Darrow, and the price of victory will be paid in blood.

“Daring, dazzling . . . A tough, funny, heart-breaking book” by the National Book Award–nominated author of An Unnecessary Woman (The Seattle Times). Detailing the impact of the AIDS epidemic in America and the Lebanese civil war in Beirut on a circle of friends and their families during the 1980s and 1990s, this “absolutely brilliant” novel mines the chaos of contemporary experience, telling the stories of characters who can no longer love or think except in fragments (Amy Tan). Clips and quips, vignettes and hallucinations, tragic news reports and hilarious short plays, conversations with both the quick and the dead, all shine their combined lights to reveal the way we experience life today in the debut novel of the author Michael Chabon calls “one of our most daring writers.” “A provocative, emotionally searing series of connected vignettes . . . For a nonlinear novel the images chosen retain a remarkable cohesion. Often sexually frank or jarringly violent, they merge into a graphic portrait of two cultures torn from the inside.” —Publishers Weekly “[A] refreshing statement of honesty and endurance . . . Funny, brave, full of heart and willing to say things about war and disease, sexual and cultural politics that have rarely been said so boldly or directly before.” —The Oregonian “Rabih Alameddine is one rare writer who not only breaks our hearts but gives every broken piece a new life.” —Yiyun Li

"[A] BRILLIANT, WITTY AND PROVOCATIVE NEW NOVEL." --San Francisco Chronicle As a young woman, the brilliant and eternally curious Magda Danvers took the academic world by storm. Then, to everyone's surprise, she married Francis Lake, a mild, midwestern seminarian, who has devoted his life to taking care of his charismatic wife. Now, Magda's grave illness puts their marriage to its ultimate test. Though facing her "Final Examination," Magda continues to arouse her visitors with compelling thoughts and questions. Into this provocative atmosphere comes Alice Henry, retreating from family tragedy and a crumbling marriage to novelist Hugo Henry. But is it the incandescence of Magda's ideas that draws Alice, or the secret of "the good marriage" that she is desperate to discover? For Alice, Hugo, Francis, and Magda will learn that the most ideal relationship--even a perfect marriage--doesn't come without a price.... "COMPELLING WRITING...REMARKABLY SKILLFUL...Gail Godwin shows herself to be at the height of her considerable power as a storyteller and a writer." --The Boston Globe "ONE OF HER FINEST BOOKS...It is not only a well-written story, but a mature and wise one, affirmative in its vision of love, unblinking in its portrayal of tragic loss." --Atlanta Journal & Constitution "FASCINATING...[A] BIG SUMPTUOUS BOOK...HER BEST NOVEL." --Entertainment Weekly "A BRILLIANTLY CRAFTED NOVEL, full of fun and mischief and resonating with wisdom and moral depth." --New Woman A Featured Selection of the Book-of-the-Month Club