After the mind blowing success of Volume One, here it is! Another fabulous compilation of the world's best one-liners and short jokes in over forty categories such as Doctors, Celebrities, Law and Order and so many more. "I wanted to join Paranoids Anonymous but they wouldn't tell me where they met" "I've been telling people about the benefit of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness" "I tried taking a selfie in the shower but it keeps coming out blurry. I have selfie steam issues" You're in for a real treat with over 1000 giggles, groans and belly laughs designed to lift your mood and make your day! If laughter is the best medicine, there's enough here to dose up the entire world's population with a vaccine guaranteed to put a smile on your face and warm the cockles of your heart. For your instant inoculation of fatuous fun click the BUY NOW button!

Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!

From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.

A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

Here are hundreds of one-liners and longer jokes on subjects including animals, families, food and drink, dating, and education. This collection of clean jokes for adults (nothing off-color or offensive) is sure to prompt chuckles, giggles, and full belly laughs. A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, however, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative." A student at the back called out: "Yeah, right."

They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A wise sage once said, "Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy" so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment. Customers who have bought '1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes' are leaving 5 star reviews ◆ "If your mornings are feeling a bit "Groundhog Day" at the moment, I prescribe this gem of a book and some decent coffee. Made me feel better, instantly. The only problem is how to stop reading...a real chortle fest, even had my notoriously grumpy husband chuckling over his bacon sandwich, no mean feat" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great book for cheering oneself & others up. The majority of the jokes are short or one liners so the laughs come thick & fast, great for parties & other celebrations, wouldn't be without it" ★★★★★ ◆ "Absolutely loved this. It was really FUNNY!!" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great resource for best man speeches" ★★★★★ ◆ "Just what I needed a book of jokes to cheer me up with all the world events going on. Lovely to enjoy some short jokes ... hours of laughs in many different categories" ★★★★★ Press the BUY NOW button!

A collection of gags, giggles, wisecracks and guffaws. From the best jokes to the worst, the gags in this joke book cover all the subjects dear to children's hearts - animals, school, food - and of course, include the timeless Knock Knock and What do you get if...? jokes.