Diary of a Farting Villager
Title | Diary of a Farting Villager PDF eBook |
Author | M.T. Lott |
Publisher | Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC |
Pages | 47 |
Release | 2019-05-25 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1958048909 |
Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas! All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But when his fourth-grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents. ***Please note: This book is inspired by Minecraft and is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.
Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy
Title | Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy PDF eBook |
Author | M. Lott |
Publisher | |
Pages | 172 |
Release | 2014-02-27 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780615973098 |
Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy! As Annabelle's childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle's family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them. This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything else in history. Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series, designed for readers ages 5 to 105. The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. LottHave you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you. Learn More at: www.ForgottenFairies.com INTERVIEW WITH M.T. LOTTHow did you create the character of Annabelle the Fart Fairy? I'm a dad, and my two kids -- one boy, one girl -- love silly and slightly gross stories. Think Captain Underpants type books. My daughter loved fairy books and movies when she was little. She would constantly ask me to tell her fairy stories before bed. When I ran out of cute fairy stories, I created the Annabelle character. I probably told her fifty stories before I thought, "Hey, this might make a good character for a book." Did your daughter help you write the book? She was my beta reader, for sure. I also got a few ideas from her. Once I was stuck in part of the book and I asked her what she thought should happen. She had a great idea, and I put it in the book. When did you start writing books? I've written since I was in junior high school, but I never published anything. I was an off-and-on writer. Once my kids started reading, I thought about writing books for children, but I never had a good idea until Annabelle. What do you like to do for fun? Surfing, gardening, and hiking. What's next for Annabelle? I am for sure going to write a third book featuring Annabelle. But, after that, I might start working on books about some of the other Forgotten Fairies. I think maybe Fevrile deserves a chance to tell his story.
Farting Magical Creatures: A Coloring Book
Title | Farting Magical Creatures: A Coloring Book PDF eBook |
Author | M. T. Lott |
Publisher | |
Pages | 52 |
Release | 2019-11-04 |
Genre | Games & Activities |
ISBN | 9781951728076 |
This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.
Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book
Title | Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book PDF eBook |
Author | M. Lott |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 50 |
Release | 2017-10-24 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781978145436 |
Two questions: 1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts. Kids of all ages will giggle as they color pictures of: piglets hedgehogs baby squirrels ducklings bear cubs kittens sloths and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons. Enjoy! And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Title | I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings PDF eBook |
Author | Maya Angelou |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 289 |
Release | 2010-07-21 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 030747772X |
Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide. Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Louis, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age—and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. Years later, in San Francisco, Maya learns that love for herself, the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors (“I met and fell in love with William Shakespeare”) will allow her to be free instead of imprisoned. Poetic and powerful, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings will touch hearts and change minds for as long as people read. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings liberates the reader into life simply because Maya Angelou confronts her own life with such a moving wonder, such a luminous dignity.”—James Baldwin From the Paperback edition.
Nevermore
Title | Nevermore PDF eBook |
Author | Kelly Creagh |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 554 |
Release | 2011-08-30 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1442402016 |
A page-turning psychological mystery that is equal parts horror, humor, and romance, "Nevermore" is the story of Varen--a Poe fan and Goth--and Isobel--a cheerleader and unlikely heroine.
Diary of a Farting Ghast
Title | Diary of a Farting Ghast PDF eBook |
Author | M. T. Lott |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 76 |
Release | 2016-08-23 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781537225012 |
Why does a ghast have such farting problems? Read this book to find out how a Minecraft ghast learned about his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it! Makes a great gift, too...