Almost Everybody Farts
Title | Almost Everybody Farts PDF eBook |
Author | Marty Kelley |
Publisher | Union Square & Co. |
Pages | 31 |
Release | 2020-02-28 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1454941480 |
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Almost Everybody Farts
Title | Almost Everybody Farts PDF eBook |
Author | Marty Kelley |
Publisher | Union Square Kids |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2019-03-05 |
Genre | Animals |
ISBN | 9781454934301 |
Drawings paired with rhyming text depict the farting of many types of people and animals.
Everyone Farts
Title | Everyone Farts PDF eBook |
Author | P. B. Jelly |
Publisher | CreateSpace |
Pages | 24 |
Release | 2014-04-24 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781499235722 |
Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.
The History of Farting
Title | The History of Farting PDF eBook |
Author | Benjamin Bart |
Publisher | Michael O'Mara Books |
Pages | 112 |
Release | 2013-04-26 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1782431411 |
This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
It All Began with a Bean: The True Story of the World's Biggest Fart
Title | It All Began with a Bean: The True Story of the World's Biggest Fart PDF eBook |
Author | Katie McKy |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 30 |
Release | 2011-04-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1933718676 |
What happens when, one day, a dropped bean is devoured by ten flies, and hundreds of dogs eat cheese fallen from a truck, and thousands of runners begin gulping air, and all the people at home that morning have eggs for breakfast, and then they all fart at once? This hilarious book answers that intriguing question, as readers learn the after-effects of the world's biggest fart on the poor town where it happens, from poodles' curls going limp to elephants plugging their trunks with bananas. This unique picture book, with lighthearted illustrations, will entertain children and parents alike.
Fart Proudly
Title | Fart Proudly PDF eBook |
Author | Benjamin Franklin |
Publisher | Frog Books |
Pages | 136 |
Release | 2003-03-31 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781583940792 |
Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
The Secret Life of Farts
Title | The Secret Life of Farts PDF eBook |
Author | Malin Klingenberg |
Publisher | National Geographic Books |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2021-02-16 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1782692835 |
A laugh-out-loud illustrated journey around the hidden world of the fart Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce a book about the funniest thing in the world: farts! From the racetrack to the concert hall, from humble bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone. The Secret Life of Farts is your guide to the rich, colourful, flatulatory world that is all around us.