All My Friends Are Dead
Title | All My Friends Are Dead PDF eBook |
Author | Avery Monsen |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 96 |
Release | 2013-10-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 145213538X |
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
All My Friends Are Still Dead
Title | All My Friends Are Still Dead PDF eBook |
Author | Jory John |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 108 |
Release | 2012-02-24 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1452114048 |
From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.
I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York
Title | I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York PDF eBook |
Author | Avery Monsen |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 97 |
Release | 2011-06 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 0811874567 |
Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.
Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
Title | Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead PDF eBook |
Author | Emily Austin |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 256 |
Release | 2021-07-06 |
Genre | FICTION |
ISBN | 1982167351 |
"Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend. She can't bear to ignore the kindly old woman, who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence."--Amazon.
The Dead Moms Club
Title | The Dead Moms Club PDF eBook |
Author | Kate Spencer |
Publisher | Seal Press |
Pages | 214 |
Release | 2017-11-21 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 1580056881 |
Kate Spencer lost her mom to cancer when she was 27. In The Dead Moms Club, she walks readers through her experience of stumbling through grief and loss, and helps them to get through it, too. This isn't a weepy, sentimental story, but rather a frank, up-front look at what it means to go through gruesome grief and come out on the other side. An empathetic read, The Dead Moms Club covers how losing her mother changed nearly everything in her life: both men and women readers who have lost parents or experienced grief of this magnitude will be comforted and consoled. Spencer even concludes each chapter with a cheeky but useful tip for readers (like the "It's None of Your Business Card" to copy and hand out to nosy strangers asking about your passed loved one).
K is for Knifeball
Title | K is for Knifeball PDF eBook |
Author | Avery Monsen |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 81 |
Release | 2012-09-14 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1452121265 |
An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts
Everybody Dies
Title | Everybody Dies PDF eBook |
Author | Ken Tanaka |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 46 |
Release | 2014-05-27 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0062358707 |
Nobody likes to think about death, but the world would be awfully crowded without it. From YouTube sensation Ken Tanaka and actor David Ury, who was crushed by an ATM on AMC's Breaking Bad, comes Everybody Dies, a colorful story and delightful assemblage of games that makes it easy-even fun- to come to grips with mortality.