Find out what happens as 12 year old Zombie has to pretend to be human and Steve pretends to be a zombie.

What Do You Get When a 12 Year Old Zombie Goes to Live With a Human Family? The Funniest, Rib-Tickling, Hilariously Funny Adventure!

Ugh the Zombie is on his first year in middle school! He's excited to discover the new monsters he will share his classes with and the new teachers he will have. Join him in his adventures and misadventures as a middle school student. My name is Ugh, and I'm just about to start my first year of middle school. This summer I had to go through some crazy summer school classes to even get to middle school. I don't exactly have the best reputation for showing up to class, which is how I got into that situation in the first place. This school year I'm going to work harder to do well in my classes, and to show up to them in general. Even though I don't plan on skipping every other class that I have, I still think that this school year is going to be crazy. I mean, I am going to a school full of monsters for teachers and students. Four of my best friends will be there to join me in everything that happens: Tibby, Snow, Will, and Grunt. I'm sure that we can do whatever we set our minds to when we stick together. I can't help but wonder what types of monsters I'll run into at my new middle school. All I know for sure is that I'll have a great time no matter what comes at me! An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen / Thrilling Minecraft Adventure / Minecraft Novel THIS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE STORY IS A MUST READ FOR MINECRAFT FANS ESPECIALLY FOR KIDS AGE 5-7, 6-8, 8-10, 9-12, THIS EXCITING MINECRAFT BOOKS IS MADE for ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and older. MOTIVATE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD BOYS AND GIRLS OR MINECRAFT KIDS AGES 9-12 TO READ WITH THIS EXCITING STORY. GET YOUR COPY NOW!!! This unofficial Minecraft book is not authorized, endorsed or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or any other person or entity owning or controlling the rights of the Minecraft name, trademark or copyrights. All characters, names, places and other aspects of the game described herein are trademarked and owned by their respective owners. Minecraft(R)/ /TM & (c)2009-2016 Mojang/Notch.

GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen)My name is Ugh, and I'm just about to start my first year of middle school. This summer I had to go through some crazy summer school classes to even get to middle school. I don't exactly have the best reputation for showing up to class, which is how I got into that situation in the first place. This school year I'm going to work harder to do well in my classes, and to show up to them in general. Even though I don't plan on skipping every other class that I have, I still think that this school year is going to be crazy. I mean, I am going to a school full of monsters for teachers and students. Four of my best friends will be there to join me in everything that happens: Tibby, Snow, Will, and Grunt. I'm sure that we can do whatever we set our minds to when we stick together. I can't help but wonder what types of monsters I'll run into at my new middle school. All I know for sure is that I'll have a great time no matter what comes at me!Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notch

GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) Book 4: My Home Economics Teacher Is a Pigman My name is Ugh, and I'm just about to start my first year of middle school. This summer I had to go through some crazy summer school classes to even get to middle school. I don't exactly have the best reputation for showing up to class, which is how I got into that situation in the first place. This school year I'm going to work harder to do well in my classes, and to show up to them in general. Even though I don't plan on skipping every other class that I have, I still think that this school year is going to be crazy. I mean, I am going to a school full of monsters for teachers and students. Four of my best friends will be there to join me in everything that happens: Tibby, Snow, Will, and Grunt. I'm sure that we can do whatever we set our minds to when we stick together. I can't help but wonder what types of monsters I'll run into at my new middle school. All I know for sure is that I'll have a great time no matter what comes at me! Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher My name is Ugh, and I've just finished my first month of middle school. All of my summer school training couldn't prepare me for what I had to deal with. I had even more crazy teachers, including my home economics teacher, Mr. Nocab, who actually turned out to be a lot cooler than I would have expected. My friends are also the coolest people around. They are Tibby, Grunt, Will, and Snow. I had a lot of fun with them since I met them, and I'm sure that I'll have a lot of fun this month, too! One thing that I'm not looking forward to is a new substitute teacher that I heard about. He's going to be teaching for a whole month because our normal teacher is having a baby. He's a super old Zombie who I heard is really strict. I really doubt that he's going to make our English class super exciting. If it really stinks I might have to go back to my old ways of skipping class, but that's how I ended up in summer school last time, so I'll try my best to be cool and stay in class, but only if the teacher tries his best to be cool, too. I guess even if class is lame I'll have a lot of other cool stuff to do. Tibby just introduced me to one of her friends, so maybe I'll hang out with him sometime. This month already seems crazy, especially with Halloween and the school play coming up. There's so much going on, I just hope there's enough room in my diary to write all about it! Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher Is an Enderman My name is Ugh. I'm a Zombie and I go to an all-monster's middle school. It's actually my first year of middle school. Man, did I have to do a lot of hard work to even get into middle school, but that's a story for an older diary. Anyway, I heard that something exciting is going to happen this month. A guest presenter is going to come to school to teach a woodshop class. I think I'm going to join, but I'm going to wait until after the presentation to decide. I also want some of my friends to join. Grunt is my best friend. We get in a lot of trouble together, but that's what makes us such good friends. Tibby and Will are also great friends. I met them in a gym class last summer and we hang out a lot now. Snow is...I don't know how to describe her. I have a crush on her right now. I need to decide what to do about that, and fast! This month is going to be crazy, I just know it! I just hope that my friends and I can keep up! Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notc

"In this latest Minecraft adventure, 12 year old Zombie and Steve have accidentally switched bodies and must pretend to be each other until they figure out how to switch back. Zombie must go to human middle school and try to figure out the crazy life of a middle school kid. And Steve has to live among the Zombies, Creepers, Skeletons and Slimes of Minecraft, while he pretends to be a Zombie himself!" --

Dan is playing Minecraft with his friends, like he always does, when a strange figure, white from head-to-toe, approaches him in the game and drops a book at his feet. Cautiously, Dan reads the book: it's an invitation, to a school. A school for only the very best Minecraft players in the country. It has to be a trick. It's probably just a joke from one of his friends.Dan is thinking just that, when there's a knock at the door. A strange woman, dressed in all white, has arrived at Dan's front door. She introduces herself to his bewildered mom and dad with her angelic voice. Her name is Ms. Fennerby and she's a teacher at Herobrine Middle School, an academy for children gifted in the game of Minecraft. Dan has been selected as one of the builders and designers of his generation.It all seems to good to be true.And maybe it is...Herobrine Middle School is a thrilling middle school adventure filled with real emotions, page-turning excitement and characters that will jump off the page and make you laugh. It is Spy Kids and Harry Potter and The Hunger Games, all set to the backdrop of the mysterious world of Minecraft. Perfect for readers age eight to fourteen with a story that will excite all lovers of Minecraft. Excerpt "DAAANNNNN! It's dinner time!" the voice echoed up the stairs. "I'll be right down!" Dan yelled back. "I've just got to save the world!"Dan's mom, who was making a racket in the kitchen that made Dan think she was throwing every pot on the ground, didn't respond. That was okay.Dan didn't want to have to explain anyways. He was saving the world.Well... a world. The Minecraft world that he and a couple friends had been working on for over a year. They had magnificent houses and had built huge statues of their avatars in the game. Dan's pride and joy was built on the server too: The Cow Cannon 2000. The Cow Cannon 2000 did... well it did exactly what you would expect it to. It fired cows at blinding speed into the far away expanses of Minecraft. It fired them so far that Dan and his friends had never found any remains of the cows or the mine carts that they were fired in. The best part is that the machine worked automatically. It lured cows to the machine and then fired them off as soon as they got close enough. Dan was incredibly proud of it. A work of art, he told himself.And, really, everything had been perfect in that huge-housed, massive-statued, cow-raining world, until the griefers had shown up. Somehow, a bunch of older kids had found the server and at first it was fine. They built their own stuff. That was fine. But soon they were bored of that and started destroying anything and everything they could find.Dan had urged his friends to just not react. The griefers would get bored, he thought, and leave them alone. But they didn't get bored. So, it was time to take more drastic measures. The griefers' next target was Platinum Plateau where Dan's friends' houses were built, along with the Cow Cannon 2000. Dan wasn't going to let the griefers anywhere near it. He had spent the last week building a series of "secret" entrances to the plateau via mine cart. The idea was that the griefers would find the "secret" entrances and not be able to resist riding the mine carts into the centre of the plateau to surprise Dan and friends. But little did they know that the mine cart would take them right to the Cow Cannon 2000, and before they knew it, BAM! They'd be taking a free flight, courtesy of Dan airlines.What are you waiting for? Get reading!