"Teachers, and students and parents will laugh out loud at this parody of the frenetic pace of holiday happenings at schools."--Copley News Service What do excited students, craft projects, room mothers, nursing home visits, harried shopping, and near-disastrous pageants have in common? They are all a part of a teacher's pre-Christmas experience. In this energetic romp through a school's last days before the Christmas break, the students are full of energy and are up to all manners of mischief. The teachers are pulling out their hair trying to keep the students busy, while they despair over their own Christmas preparations. Who should come to the rescue? Santa himself, of course! He arrives at the helm of a flying school bus, with presents for all the teachers and a promise to take care of their shopping for them. The fantastic illustrations work with the text to make this a fast-paced, high-energy comedic interpretation of Clement C. Moore's classic poem. The book is sure to be a read-aloud favorite at Christmas parties in schools everywhere.

Santa lost his list of who's been naughty and who's been nice. What is he to do? Mr. Claus suggests he talk to all the teachers--because they know what children have been good or bad.

Santa lost his list of who's been naughty and who's been nice. What is he to do? Mr. Claus suggests he talk to all the teachers--because they know what children have been good or bad.

In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.

Exhausted from parties and pageants at school but with presents still to buy, teachers are greeted at the mall by an unexpected helper driving a flying school bus.

Step into the enchanting world of holiday magic with "Twas the Night Before Trivia: A Festive MCQ Yuletide Adventure." This heartwarming collection invites readers to rediscover the timeless classic, "Twas the Night Before Christmas," through an engaging journey of multiple-choice questions. Test your knowledge on the iconic poem that has captured the spirit of Christmas for generations. Key Features: Classic Tale Revived: Challenge yourself with trivia questions that bring to life the iconic verses of "Twas the Night Before Christmas," from the arrival of Santa Claus to the lively depiction of the holiday scene. Nostalgic Illustrations: Explore questions that delve into the nostalgic illustrations accompanying the poem, capturing the essence of the festive season and enhancing the magic of the storytelling. Santa's Journey: Test your knowledge on Santa's journey, his reindeer, and the magical elements that make this poem a cherished tradition in households around the world. Holiday Traditions: Delve into trivia that celebrates the enduring holiday traditions inspired by "Twas the Night Before Christmas," from festive readings to artistic interpretations in popular culture. Author's Legacy: Learn about the legacy of Clement Clarke Moore, the author of this beloved poem, and the lasting impact his words have had on the celebration of Christmas. "Twas the Night Before Trivia" is not just a quiz collection; it's an invitation to relive the joy, wonder, and timeless magic of Christmas. Perfect for families, holiday enthusiasts, and those who cherish the traditions of the season. Download your copy now and let the festive trivia adventure begin!