It's a good bet you don't know me. But who wouldn't want to read somebody else's diary? At the time of starting this project, my first thoughts (If I'm honest) were only real losers keep diaries. But the more I thought about it, the more appealing and cooler it sounded. I - Jason James Johnson.....The Diary Keeper! It sounded mysterious, it sounded exotic (almost). Maybe I would gain some form of super-power, and wherever I walk in the future diaries will fling towards me. The secrets I would find out would be amazing! So here it is - My diary as such; or more of a record of crazy events that happened over the course of a year. Enjoy.

A Schoolboy’s Diary brings together more than seventy of Robert Walser’s strange and wonderful stories, most never before available in English. Opening with a sequence from Walser’s first book, “Fritz Kocher’s Essays,” the complete classroom assignments of a fictional boy who has met a tragically early death, this selection ranges from sketches of uncomprehending editors, overly passionate readers, and dreamy artists to tales of devilish adultery, sexual encounters on a train, and Walser’s service in World War I. Throughout, Walser’s careening, confounding, delicious voice holds the reader transfixed.

A dorktastic new DORK DIARIES book for World Book Day 2015! Nikki Maxwell is the Queen of the Dorks and in this adorkable book she's ready to spill all her top tips to living life the dorky way! Coping with crushes, avoiding BFF dramas, planning pop-star sleepovers, surviving embarrassing families, how to start your very own dork diary, Nikki's here with advice on EVERYTHING you need to know. So whether you're already dorkalicious or a dorky-diva in training, HOW TO BE A DORK is the ultimate guide to being a true dork!