Me?!? Go to church? Lightning will strike me dead! Me?!? Homeless? Jobless? How did this happen? Me?!? Give money to the church? They are just after my money! Me?!? Go back to school? Become a CPA? I'm over 40! Me?!? Tithe? I give enough! Me?!? Date? How could I ever trust a man again? Me?!? Write a book? I'm a CPA for Heaven's sake! Me?!? Witness? People will think I'm strange! Author Patricia Coury Hartman is, of all things, a CPA. She always sees the lighter side of life, even though she has been through some very deep painful times, including divorce and parenting alone. Her smile and her laughter brighten any room. Her humility shows through in her writing, as she shares transparently how she got to where she is today. She has a gift of taking the complex and making it simple. Her journey has taken her from: [Runaway to Home Again [Liberal to Conservative [Atheist to Christian [Single Mom to Married [Empty Nester [Rebellion to Contentment [Broke to Financially Stable [Bus Driver to CPA [Homeless to Homeowner [Proud to Humble [Lost to Found [Sinner to... well... Grab a cup of coffee and a box of tissues and head for the easy chair. Get ready for times of laughter, reflection and joy...

Slipknot and Stone Sour singer Corey Taylor's New York Times bestselling journey into the world of ghosts and the supernatural Corey Taylor has seen a lot of unbelievable things. However, many of his most incredible experiences might just shock you. For much of his life, the Grammy Award-winning singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour and New York Times bestselling author of Seven Deadly Sins has brushed up against the supernatural world. Those encounters impacted his own personal evolution just as much as headlining at Castle Donington in front of 100,000 people at Download Festival or debuting at #1 on the Billboard Top 200. Since growing up in Iowa, his own curiosity drew him into situations that would've sent most people screaming scared and running for the hills. He's ballsy enough to go into the darkness and deal with the consequences, though. As a result, he's seen ghosts up close and personal, whether while combing through an abandoned house in his native Iowa as a child or recording an album in the fabled Houdini Hollywood Hills mansion. He's also got the memories (and scars) to prove it. For some reason, he can't seem to shake these spectral stories, and that brings us to this little tome right here... At the same time, being an erudite, tattooed, modern Renaissance Man, he was never one for Sunday Service. Simply put, he's seen ghosts, but he hasn't seen Jesus. Taylor especially can't find a reason why people do the insane things they do in HIS name. That's where everything gets really interesting. His second book, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven, compiles Taylor's most intimate, incredible, and insane moments with the supernatural. His memories are as vivid as they are vicious. As he recounts these stories, he questions the validity of religious belief systems and two-thousand-year-old dogma. As always, his rapid-fire writing, razor sharp sense of humor, unbridled honesty, and cozy anecdotes make quite the case for his point. You might end up believing him or not. That's up to you, of course. Either way, you're in for a hell of a ride.

The Grammy Award singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour discusses some odd ghostly occurences that he had experienced.

On April 28, 2006, as he lay in his hospital bed in Ann Arbor, Michigan, visions of celestial beauty were the last thing on Marv Besteman's mind. He had just had surgery to remove a rare pancreatic tumor. It was after visiting hours and his family had left for the day. Alone and racked with pain, Marv tossed and turned, wanting more than anything else to simply sleep and escape the misery and discomfort for a while. The retired banker, father, and grandfather had no idea he was about to get a short reprieve in the form of an experience he never could have imagined. In My Journey to Heaven, Marv Bestman shares the story of his experience of heaven with astounding detail. Readers will hear of his encounters with angels who accompanied him to the gate, his conversation (argument, really) with St. Peter, and his recognition of friends and family members who touched his life. His story offers peace, comfort, and encouragement to those who have lost loved ones and gives security and solace to those who are grieving, dying, or wonder about the afterlife. Marv believed God sent him back to earth to fulfill this mission of comfort and reminds readers that God has work for each of us to do before he calls us to be with him in heaven. Secure in his belief that his book was the fulfillment of his own mission, Marv returned to heaven in January 2012.

Go ahead and laugh. Jesus did. That's what you will do while reading Dan Crawford's Mud Hen in a Peacock Parade. He tells about church events, church people, and church leaders in a way that helps you see the humor instead of all the seriousness. Dr. Crawford believes Jesus enjoyed life. He imagines Jesus laughing with His disciples-or even at them. The author wants you to laugh, too. And you will laugh as you turn every page of this sparkling, hilarious book. "The Swan" joins "The Mud Hen" in the Comedy of Life's Parade!! And you need to jump into the line-up with us! So here's what you do: Grab a cup of dark-roast coffee- doctor it up a tad-and find your favorite chair and consume some GREAT comedic commentaries on life, provided by Dr. Mud Hen himself-Dr. Reverend "not so holy" Professor Dan Crawford. Dan gives us "laughter" with plenty of "life" on it! Matter of fact, it might be just the Medicine you need for what ails ya! So put the channel changer up...you wont need it-MUD HEN IN A PEACOCK PARADE Dr. Dennis "the Swan" Swanberg, America's Minister of Encouragement

A Christian's journey is not always easy. Life as a trucker on the road is not easy either. There are long, lonely hours, unpredictable storms, winding roads that never seem to end, and sometimes it's easy to forget God in the midst of it all. But God is faithful, the theme of this inspiring daily devotional. In this book, Chaplains Bunny and Blonnie Gregory share ways to beat the highway blues with stories of the miracles that they have experienced while ministering to truckers onboard Sheneeda (because she needa lot of love, just like the rest of us), their mobile chapel pulled by their Kenworth truck, and inside truck stops all across the country. Each devotion offers a Bible verse to reflect on, a short story, a real-life application, and a prayer for readers. There are devotions on faith, kindness, prayer, and more. Some are humorous and some are a little more serious, but each one offers hope and encouragement for truckers on the long road ahead and shows that in the end, we're all Trucking for Jesus. Chaplains Bunny and Blonnie Gregory have traveled the U.S. highways coast to coast with their mobile chapel since 1975, dedicating their lives to ministering to the truckers and to all others who have come aboard their church on wheels. When not on the road, the two live in Virginia.

Three to five years to live was Marc McCoy’s prognosis after a revelation from God and a terminal cancer diagnosis. Once he came to terms with his remaining “shortened lifespan,” a beautiful world began to unfold. It is a world of love, peace, purpose and unspeakable joy. The Time Of My Life is the story of McCoy’s journey from a life of promising tomorrows to a life of joyful moments today. God took away his focus on tomorrow but, left him with a much better today and a mission to show others the joy that awaits those who embrace one of Jesus’ fundamental teachings. “Tomorrow will bring its own worries,” Jesus said in Matthew 6:34. Why is it essential that we live for today and shed our worries about tomorrow? Even if we could, what is the point? “So teach us to number our days that we may get a heart of wisdom,” Moses asked in Psalms 90. Why are our lives so short? What exactly is the wisdom gained from knowing the number of our days? The Time Of My Life provides answers to those and many other of life’s tough questions. None of us are guaranteed tomorrow. This book shows how to apply the wisdom of letting go of tomorrow to your busy lives today and experience the life you were meant to live. Learn to see the joy in a life lived moment to moment Experience the relief in letting go of tomorrow’s burdens Discover the wisdom of knowing the short number of your days Marc McCoy, a cancer survivor, was forced to address life’s most difficult questions and overcome some of life’s biggest challenges. Retired from a 45-year career in radio broadcasting, media, and marketing; from talk show host to consultant, to general manager, he has worked with some of America’s most respected radio, television and newspaper companies. McCoy and his wife, Cindy are active members of The Woodlands United Methodist Church, in The Woodlands, Texas. He and Cindy have two adult children and four grandchildren.