This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

More than 40 pages of wonderful swear words with Unique Inspirational Swearing Quotes This is a beautiful sweary coloring book produced with fun, hilarious, motivational and stress & anxiety relieving designs. It provides magical moment for you to express your own creativity to release your daily stress. Largest Adult Sweary Coloring Collections by Noah Miller. ✅ Stress Relieving Arts, Patterns and Designs help you to relax. ✅ Suitable with your choice of Coloring Tools such as Crayon, Coloured Pencils, markers, Gel Pens and others. ✅ Single Sided pages. Each Coloring page is printed on single page. ✅ High Resolution Images. All images are printed to offer high quality display. ✅ Suitable for All Levels of keeping you inspired. Level ranging from beginners to expert level. ✅ Wonderful Gift. This book is suitable to offered to someone as gift. Noah Miller produces range of coloring books that help you to relax and have fun through expressing your own creativity.

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SWEAR AND COLOR BOOK - GAG GIFT FOR WOMEN This book helps to enjoy hours of meditative relaxation and hilarious by coloring crazy cuss words with beautiful geometric and floral patterns. Express how you feel about your bad girlfriends, your neighbor, or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking heart content! Whatever you use, this book is ready to decorate with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, watercolors, brush pens, or any coloring implements you prefer printed on a single side so don't bleed. Still, some pens and markers may stain through. Just place a sheet of paper underneath the paper you'll be coloring for a more pleasant experience. Sit down, relax and color this book! Suitable for All Skill Levels 32 Beautiful and unique Patterns with Hilarious cuss words Single-sided Pages Large 8.5 x 11" format Professional quality designs Makes A Great Gift for women. This book makes a great and funny gift for a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, woman, Christmas, or just any occasion.

Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.