A Comedic Tale about Christmas and why we LOVE it:)

Why I Hate Christmas is a serious/funnyish essay driven complaint, or bitch book. This particular bitch book features the following subject matter for all to enjoy; 1) Christmas And Other Holidays 2) Our Governments 3) Republicans 4) Banks 5) Corporations 6) Organized Religion 7) Cable And Phone Companies 8) Jerk Bosses 9) Bullies 10) Roommates 11) Monkeys 12) Telemarketers 13) Suck Holes And Brown Nosers 14) Hyper Parents And Scared Bunnies 15) Trendbots And Hipsters 16) The Prohibition Of Marijuana 17) Political Correctness 18) The Internet And Social Media 19) Selfies 20) The Problem With People AND MANY, MANY MORE!

Bet you never knew there were so many reasons to hate CHRISTMAS! You will laugh out loud as Paul Finebaum goes down the list...

Does the sight of a house festooned in glowing coloured bulbs and a huge illuminated reindeer bring you out in a cold sweat? Or the does thought of eating turkey for days and days upon end make you groan inwardly? And what of the adorable little carol singers - does their out-of-tune wailing and screeching set your teeth on edge? And the oh-so-annoying Christmas albums constantly on play in every crowded shop you visit.the jumper-knitting relatives pouting to be kissed.the freezing, dark mornings that make you wish you could stay under the duvet forever. If all these things make you want to either jump aboard the next plane to Timbuktu or stick your head in the oven along with the roast tatties, then this is the must-have survival book for you. Find comfort in the curmudgeonly anti-Christmas comments. Laugh at the ludicrous festive facts. And pity those about you that are taken in by the silly-season madness!

A sexy small town cowboy tries to make an Aussie Grinch fall in love with Christmas. And with him.

Who doesn't love the holidays . . . that magical time of year when you spend nine hours looking for the burned out bulb on the Christmas tree lights . . . when It's a Wonderful Life is playing on every channel. Finally, here is the look-no-further Christmas gift for all the curmudgeons out there who--to say the least--have mixed feelings about the holidays. 50 four-color illustrations.