101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
Title | 101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Ulysses Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 112 |
Release | 2024-07-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1646046900 |
Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus
101 Silly Jokes for Kids
Title | 101 Silly Jokes for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Ulysses Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 105 |
Release | 2024-06-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1646046951 |
Laugh out loud with this book filled hilarious, clean, and silly jokes for kids ages 5 to 10. Packed with knee-slapping jokes and tongue-twisting fun, this joke book is the perfect companion for kids who love to laugh and entertain. Whether you're on a road trip, hosting a sleepover, or simply hanging out in the backyard, 101 Silly Jokes for Kids guarantees to bring smiles, laughter, and maybe even a few eye-rolls from parents and siblings! What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt a little funny Why was the man mad at the clock? He was ticked off! How was the snow globe feeling? A little bit shaken What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)
Title | 101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads) PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Ulysses Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 88 |
Release | 2024-05-14 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1646046722 |
Laugh out loud with this collection of silly dad jokes that have just enough cringe to make kids, dads, and the rest of the family face-palm—a perfect gift for Father's Day! Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's full of groan-inducing puns, silly one-liners, and hilarious dad jokes! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes that are as clever as they are embarrassing. This collection covers everything from food to the moon, with jokes including: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would quack up. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? It’s a little meteor. What do cows in Hawaii wear? They wear moo-moos. Rumor has it that George Washington had a lot of children. People say he was the “father of our country.”
101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
Title | 101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Ulysses Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 104 |
Release | 2024-07-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1646046943 |
Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus
Dinosaur Jokes
Title | Dinosaur Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Children's Press |
Pages | 52 |
Release | 1988 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9780516018652 |
A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
299 Quick Jokes for Kids
Title | 299 Quick Jokes for Kids PDF eBook |
Author | I. P. Grinning |
Publisher | CreateSpace |
Pages | 66 |
Release | 2013-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781494443221 |
IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
Dinosaur Mardi Gras
Title | Dinosaur Mardi Gras PDF eBook |
Author | Dianne De Las Casas |
Publisher | Pelican Publishing |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2012 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 1455616680 |
Dinosaurs parade down the streets of New Orleans during the Mardi Gras carnival. Includes glossary and related craft activity.