101 Poop Jokes

Welcome to The School of Hijinks, Malarkey & Outlandish Pranks (SHMOP), where middle graders learn the fine art of pranking and practical joking. Inside, you’ll become a pro at pretending your finger broke off, filling your friend’s doughnut with sour cream, putting bubble wrap under the toilet seat, and more! Each chapter in this ultimate book for young pranksters includes hilarious tricks to master and essential skills for creating your own family-friendly pranks and physical comedy stunts, such as: goofy faces silly voices painless pratfalls side-splitting props gross outs and more! By the end of this book, readers will have a set of tools in their prank belt to pull hundreds of practical jokes on their friends and family. Includes 101 pranks plus zillions that you can create on your own!

101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends shows kids how to use science and activities to make slimy snot, gorilla poop, and more to, well, gross out their friends!

Getting a gift for your Dad can be hard... But all Dads love a silly joke they can share with their kids. Most Dads and kids love gross jokes and they make a great way to lighten the mood and bring some fun into your day. Share the jokes at bedtime so kids go to sleep with a smile on their face. After a tough day at work, read a joke to a family member to welcome them home. Funny jokes are a great way to make conversation when there's not much to talk about. Jokes include: Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that Dads and kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give everyone the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Your Dad will love this book because laughing together at a joke is great for family bonding. Get it now.

Filled with science activities, jokes, and fun facts, 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends appeals to young scientists with an irreverent sense of humor. 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends features tons of gross-themed activities, jokes, and fun facts that not only entertain young readers, but also have a definitive scientific basis. Kids will be off and running after some basic science information. In no time at all they'll be making all kinds of gross (and awesome!) creations, like slimy snot or gorilla poop! This manual of science experiments and hands-on activities is written with a perfect mixture of funny jokes, scientific facts, and how-to steps to make 101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends a fun, engaging, and delightfully gross way to add science to and kids life!

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