Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes
Title | Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Stella Partheniou Grasso |
Publisher | Scholastic Canada |
Pages | 386 |
Release | 2017-04-25 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1443128864 |
What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
101 Canadian Jokes
Title | 101 Canadian Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Howard Hershkowitz |
Publisher | Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited |
Pages | 93 |
Release | 2004 |
Genre | Canadian wit and humor (English) |
ISBN | 9780439961080 |
101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!
101 Creepy Canadian Jokes
Title | 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Stella Partheniou Grasso |
Publisher | Scholastic Canada |
Pages | 97 |
Release | 2011-09 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1443107719 |
These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
101 Math Jokes
Title | 101 Math Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Erin O'Connor |
Publisher | Scholastic Canada |
Pages | 97 |
Release | 2011-08 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1443107387 |
These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!
101 Hockey Jokes
Title | 101 Hockey Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Kara Woodburn |
Publisher | |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2012-08 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781443113335 |
Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Canadian Books in Print. Author and Title Index
Title | Canadian Books in Print. Author and Title Index PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | University of Toronto Press |
Pages | 1610 |
Release | 1975 |
Genre | Canada Imprints |
ISBN |
101 best jokes
Title | 101 best jokes PDF eBook |
Author | various authors |
Publisher | Editions Asap |
Pages | 39 |
Release | |
Genre | |
ISBN | 2359323032 |