1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe
Title | 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe PDF eBook |
Author | Ross Petras |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 34 |
Release | 2010-09-14 |
Genre | Self-Help |
ISBN | 1449402143 |
The 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor. Featuring full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider: * 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year. *: Hey, those don't look like numbers! And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. "It says I should have a total cholesterol 60. I should have LDL * 59 1/2: Today is a great day! It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!
How To...Tie Your Shoes
Title | How To...Tie Your Shoes PDF eBook |
Author | Lake Press |
Publisher | |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2018-09-18 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781680523188 |
"Includes make-it-yourself model shoe"--Back cover.
1, 2, Buckle My Shoe
Title | 1, 2, Buckle My Shoe PDF eBook |
Author | Anna Grossnickle Hines |
Publisher | Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9780152063054 |
An eye-catching twist on a classic nursery rhyme
I Can Tie My Own Shoelaces
Title | I Can Tie My Own Shoelaces PDF eBook |
Author | Oakley Graham |
Publisher | I Can |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2018 |
Genre | Bootlaces |
ISBN | 9781787008410 |
Children aged 4+ can learn to tie their own shoelaces with this novelty activity book. It includes an integral practice shoe and lace on the inside back cover to make learning to tie shoelaces easy and fun! The fun characters and rhyming text will help children remember the important rules for learning to tie their laces in three different ways, so they can quickly master this key life skill.
Who Took My Shoe?
Title | Who Took My Shoe? PDF eBook |
Author | Karen Emigh |
Publisher | Future Horizons |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2003 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781885477958 |
An autistic boy named Brett struggles with the questions "who," "what," "when," "where," "why" and "how" when he loses his shoe.
The Speaker's Garland and Literary Bouquet
Title | The Speaker's Garland and Literary Bouquet PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Pages | 732 |
Release | 1876 |
Genre | Recitations |
ISBN |
Everyday French
Title | Everyday French PDF eBook |
Author | Thomas Bertrand Bronson |
Publisher | |
Pages | 124 |
Release | 1894 |
Genre | French language |
ISBN |