You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

Every kid loves Zombies right? Best Zombie Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of more awesome spooky Zombie Jokes.

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More jokes and riddles from long-time team Seymour Simon and Dennis Kendrick.

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Fat Poo's Halloween Zombie Jokes

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