"Why you are sloth? Because fuck you is why HAHAHAHAHA 1 " That's the last response you got from The Spammer, who's developed an insidious computer virus that transforms people into their power animals. You never should have opened that email from the Philippino Sherriff's Attache to East Berlin. So many missed warning signs there, but you were drunk last night. Things have been rough lately - you can't pay your rent, your neighbors are annoying, you keep getting strange calls from horny guys with unique and unsettling fetishes, you're way behind with work, and your computer is suddenly crapping out on you. And now you're a goddamn sloth. Nice going, genius. But there's more at play here than simple animal hijinks. You've been added to the Homeland Security Terror Watch List, and the cops want to question you about the mysterious disappearances of several gay men, who all seem to have called your phone just before they vanished. Not only has this Spammer fuck turned you into a sloth, he's framed your slow ass, too You've had enough of this shit. With the help of your neighbors, Cross the Asshole and Randy the Retard, you form the SLOTH SQUAD. It's time to track that Spammer down and reap some three-toed vengeance on his ass. You are Sloth

Siv Tyler is a three-toed sloth. She lives in Cloudbridge Forest somewhere in South America, where lots of other three-toed sloths live. Siv just loves being a sloth! But sometimes, she wishes she can move a lot faster. Like a rabbit, perhaps?! Well, lately, she could not help but day-dream more and more about all the wonderful and exciting things that a fast version of her sloth self can do. Until one day, something happened which made her realize something very important! About the My Furry Tales SeriesThis is a picture book series about a sloth named Siv and other mammals in the jungles of South America. The books in this series have easy-to-read text, fast paced plots and deals with common childhood issues and promotes self-acceptance. Aimed at newly-independent readers, the books have Kindergarten-level sight words in bold throughout. Kids will love the fact-filled spread at the end of the story where they can learn about furry jungle animals from South America. Bonus coloring-in page

Set in the lush world of the tropical rain forest, this original picture book about a slow moving sloth who is smarter than he looks is an exquisite showcase for Carle's colorful collage art with a meaningful message. Full-color illustrations.

A wryly amusing story about a fast family who are taught to slow down when an adorable sloth comes to stay by the award-winning author of Fox and Ruby Roars. SHORT-LISTED: CBCA Book of the Year, Crichton Award for New Illustrators, 2018 Amy's family is speedy! They are always in such a rush that there is no time to talk or play - until the afternoon Amy brings home a sloth. Then things start changing very, very slowly ... A timely tale about enjoying the little things in life from award-winning author Margaret Wild.

A cute rhyming children's picture book about a speedy sloth who feels different than the others, and goes on an adventure of self-discovery.

Babies and toddlers will love turning the pages, touching the feely patches and spotting the familiar little white mouse as they look for their sloth!

For any child having trouble getting to sleep, the most lovable animal in the rain forest is here to help. One night at bedtime, Sloth wasn’t sleepy. “What if I worry when I try to fall asleep?” Sloth said. “Ah ... worries,” Mama said. “We will have to let them go.” A tough day, a bad dream, a scary noise ... these are just a few of the things that can keep kids wide awake and frightened after dark. But Mama Sloth knows the secrets for calming worried minds and getting to sleep—and as she shares them with her daughter, young readers will learn valuable relaxation skills that last a lifetime. Sloth Wasn’t Sleepy does more than provide a sweet bedtime story—kids will join Sloth to learn mindfulness practices such as “shrinking down” fears in their mind and calming their body through breath and simple visualizations. Kate Messner’s beautiful book helps parents and kids relax into dreamland with a sense of peace, safety, and belonging.