Do pinstripes get you peeved? Do you wish the "House That Ruth Built" would get condemned? Are you convinced that George Steinbrenner is in league with Lucifer? Then this is the book for you! Let's face it, Yankees-haters have two favorite teams: their team, and whatever team is playing against the Yankees that day. Now, the Bronx Bomber bashers have their own handbook that shows how anyone, anywhere, of any age, can hate the Yankees like a pro in no time! Full of fun facts and anecdotes from around the league-as well as helpful, easy-to-follow rituals, chants, and keys to helping every non-Yankee fan focus their rage, disappointment, and burning jealousy from opening day right up until the Yanks walk away with yet another completely undeserved World Series Championship!

Everybody knows an obnoxious SuperFan. That person who won't stop talking about their team. Day-in and day-out they won't shut-up about their favorite team or players. Here is your chance to have some fun with family, friends and coworkers. Perfect gift for any occasion, especially for a secret Santa and white elephant parties. 8 hilarious chapters repeating the same message over and over and over again to drive your point home. Always have a copy on-hand ready to give to an obnoxious SuperFan. CHAPTER CONTENTS: 1 Fuck New York Yankees 2 New York Yankees Suck 3 New York Yankees Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks 4 New York Yankees Are Choke Artist 5 New York Yankees Need A Miracle To Win 6 New York Yankees Are A Bunch Of Pansies 7 New York Yankees Eat Ass 8 Kiss My Ass New York Yankees CHAPTER 2 EXCERPT: New York Yankees Suck New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. New York Yankees Suck. CHAPTER 6 EXCEPT: New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass. New York Yankees Eat Ass.

Readers can get inside the minds of the stars of the diamond in this extraordinary tour of brain power, psyche, and sheer will of Major League players. 20 illustrations.

Andrew Goldstein delved into the world of football at age five and, through a mistake that is equal parts painful and wonderful, somehow ended up rooting for the New York Jets. Thirteen years later, he decided to write a book about it. The uplifting, disheartening, wonderful, awful, hilarious, and generally crazy experiences in the middle? Theyre all in the pages of this book. Growing Up Green is an attempt to shed a little bit of light on what it means to be a sports fan, and how the fan experience shapes us throughout our lives. This story will be told not through the lens of an expert, but from the perspective of a regular football fanatic who bleeds green and white. Along the way, youll either discover or re-discover the inner workings of a sports fans mind, and have a heck of a good time doing it. If youre a diehard, a casual fan, have the slightest bit of curiosity in what it means to be a fan, or are Andrew Goldsteins immediate friends and family, then this book is for you.

The rivalry between the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox involves not just the teams, but the cities, owners, ballparks, fans, and the media. Its roots reach back to before even Babe Ruth and Harry Frazee, yet it is as contemporary as the next Red Sox–Yankees game. This book tells the story of the rivalry from the first game these epic teams played against each other in 1901 through the 2013 season in what former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani called “the best rivalry in any sport.”

The Sports Page As You've Never Seen It Before From painfully obvious steroid revelations to sex scandals and superstars who announce trades in over-the-top TV specials, the wide world of sports can often seem too ridiculous for words. Well, attention sports fans: In The Ecstasy of Defeat, the editors of The Onion offer the laugh-out-loud funny and long overdue lampoon of sports culture you've been waiting for. Filled with the very best of The Onion's bench-clearing sports coverage, this book includes such classics as: Lip-Reading BCS Computer Kills Officials Who Want To Shut It Down Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball. Report: Cheap Chinese NBA Players Falling Apart After A Few Seasons. Barbaro's Doctors: "A Horse This Good You Don't Eat All At Once." Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad. No topic escapes the satirical slap of America's Finest News Source, and the book covers not only mainstream sports--such as baseball, basketball, and football--but also lesser sports, sports culture, and special events like the World Cup and the Olympics. Featuring all the players, teams, and sports we love--and love to hate--The Ecstasy of Defeat is a must-read for sports nuts and Onion fans alike.