Would You Like to Play with My Ass?
Title | Would You Like to Play with My Ass? PDF eBook |
Author | Gary Galvin |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 28 |
Release | 2017-05 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781546423546 |
This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass? My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong... This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.
Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
Title | Do You Want to Play with My Balls? PDF eBook |
Author | Christopher Cifaldi |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2012-11-12 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780985948719 |
Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass
Title | Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass PDF eBook |
Author | Meg Medina |
Publisher | Candlewick Press |
Pages | 269 |
Release | 2013-03-26 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0763663549 |
Winner of the 2014 Pura Belpré Author Award In Meg Medina’s compelling new novel, a Latina teen is targeted by a bully at her new school — and must discover resources she never knew she had. One morning before school, some girl tells Piddy Sanchez that Yaqui Delgado hates her and wants to kick her ass. Piddy doesn’t even know who Yaqui is, never mind what she’s done to piss her off. Word is that Yaqui thinks Piddy is stuck-up, shakes her stuff when she walks, and isn’t Latin enough with her white skin, good grades, and no accent. And Yaqui isn’t kidding around, so Piddy better watch her back. At first Piddy is more concerned with trying to find out more about the father she’s never met and how to balance honors courses with her weekend job at the neighborhood hair salon. But as the harassment escalates, avoiding Yaqui and her gang starts to take over Piddy’s life. Is there any way for Piddy to survive without closing herself off or running away? In an all-too-realistic novel, Meg Medina portrays a sympathetic heroine who is forced to decide who she really is.
Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee
Title | Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee PDF eBook |
Author | Steven Cowell |
Publisher | Penguin UK |
Pages | 36 |
Release | 2021-08-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0241473101 |
Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!
I Broke My Butt!
Title | I Broke My Butt! PDF eBook |
Author | Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | Courier Dover Publications |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2019-10-16 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0486844234 |
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Verity
Title | Verity PDF eBook |
Author | Colleen Hoover |
Publisher | Grand Central Publishing |
Pages | 295 |
Release | 2021-10-05 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 153872474X |
Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Treat Everyone Like a Dog
Title | Treat Everyone Like a Dog PDF eBook |
Author | Karen B. London |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2020-10-20 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781952960000 |