Worst. Holiday. Ever.
Title | Worst. Holiday. Ever. PDF eBook |
Author | Charlie Higson |
Publisher | Penguin UK |
Pages | 352 |
Release | 2021-04-29 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0241414792 |
A hilarious new book from the bestselling children's author - Adrian Mole for the new generation! *'Made me cry with laughter and my heart ache' Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy* *'Funniest. Book. Ever' Ross Welford, author of Time Travelling with a Hamster* Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers. Stan is absolutely terrified. Luckily, his mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack, and what to do if he gets kidnapped. Stan thinks that a better list would include how to cope with odd food, and what to do if he accidentally calls Felix's mum 'mum' in front of everybody. And it soon turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. One thing's for certain, Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all . . . Worst. Holiday. Ever is a story about facing fears, dealing with worries, and how it's OK to be anxious, scared, and sometimes a little bit brave.
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Title | The Best Christmas Pageant Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Barbara Robinson |
Publisher | Samuel French, Inc. |
Pages | 60 |
Release | 1983 |
Genre | Drama |
ISBN | 9780573617454 |
The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
The Worst Christmas Ever
Title | The Worst Christmas Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Kathleen Long Bostrom |
Publisher | Presbyterian Publishing Corp |
Pages | 48 |
Release | 2019-09-17 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1611649587 |
Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.
My Holiday in North Korea
Title | My Holiday in North Korea PDF eBook |
Author | Wendy E. Simmons |
Publisher | Rosetta Books |
Pages | 245 |
Release | 2016-05-03 |
Genre | Travel |
ISBN | 0795347227 |
“You remember Eat, Pray, Love and Under the Tuscan Sun? Yeah, this really isn’t like those. It’s better” (San Francisco Chronicle). Most people want out of North Korea. Wendy Simmons wanted in. In My Holiday in North Korea: The Funniest/Worst Place on Earth, Wendy shares a glimpse of North Korea as it’s never been seen before. Even though it’s the scariest place on Earth, somehow Wendy forgot to check her sense of humor at the border. But Wendy’s initial amusement and bewilderment soon turned to frustration and growing paranoia. Before long, she learned the essential conundrum of “tourism” in North Korea: Travel is truly a love affair. But, just like love, it’s a two-way street. And North Korea deprives you of all this. They want you to fall in love with the singular vision of the country they’re willing to show you and nothing more. Through poignant, laugh-out-loud essays and ninety-two never-before-published color photographs of North Korea, Wendy chronicles one of the strangest vacations ever. Along the way, she bares all while undergoing an inner journey as convoluted as the country itself. “Much of the humor and poignancy comes from the absurdity of a fun-loving free spirit taking a vacation that’s more rigidly scripted and controlled than a presidential motorcade . . . Simmons’ photos—including an eerie image of a classroom full of schoolgirls playing accordions—further illustrate the bizarre nature of a country that, whether for good or bad, has been carefully controlled for generations.” —San Francisco Chronicle “An irresistible read . . . A rare and fascinating look at the tourist’s North Korea in a work that is humorous, appalling, and very sad. A highly recommended and revealing glimpse into a secretive land.” —Library Journal
The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World
Title | The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World PDF eBook |
Author | Joey Acker |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2019-03-15 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781951046095 |
OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Spanish Holiday
Title | Spanish Holiday PDF eBook |
Author | Kate Cann |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 356 |
Release | 2004-04-13 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0060561602 |
After months of planning a summer vacation in Spain with her friends Yaz and Ruth, Laura finds the "perfect getaway" marred by the presence of Ruth's obnoxious boyfriend who insists on sticking to the well-beaten tourist track.
Worst Holiday Ever
Title | Worst Holiday Ever PDF eBook |
Author | Kilby Blades |
Publisher | Preslaysa Williams |
Pages | 330 |
Release | 2018-11-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0999153242 |
It's the most wonderful time of the year! OK-scratch that. It's time for another obligatory family gathering. And nothing spices up the egg nog like bringing your partner home. Surely your belligerent brother-in law, your gimlet-eyed granny and your drunken uncle will keep it classy. With forced proximity and alcoholic beverages, what could possibly go wrong?