Whose Panties Are These?
Title | Whose Panties Are These? PDF eBook |
Author | Jennifer Leo |
Publisher | Travelers' Tales |
Pages | 250 |
Release | 2004 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9781932361117 |
The best travel stories often hatch when things go completely wrong, and this second title in a series of women's travel humor capitalizes on that phenomenon with more sidesplitting stories of female misadventure around the world.
The Thong Also Rises
Title | The Thong Also Rises PDF eBook |
Author | Jennifer L. Leo |
Publisher | Travelers' Tales |
Pages | 244 |
Release | 2009-05-01 |
Genre | Travel |
ISBN | 1932361820 |
Too many travel guides are dry lists of attractions or portentous histories of a place. This isn't the case with The Thong Also Rises. Hot on the (high) heels of Sand in My Bra and Whose Panties Are These? comes this collection of the best in women’s travel and humor writing. These Ms-adventures take readers around the world and back again — and they’ll be happy to be reading rather than experiencing some of these adventures. Subjects include learning how to go to the bathroom with a pig in Thailand, trying to explain that sex toy to customs while Mother is watching, attending naked wedding ceremonies on Valentine’s Day in Jamaica, conquering that consuming fear of wooden puppets with a visit to Prague, boarding a crusty old Soviet Bomber in Laos, and more. Contributors include such notable writers and comedians as Jill Connor Browne, Wanda Sykes, Laurie Notaro, Wendy Dale, and Ayun Halliday.
The Cathedral Mall
Title | The Cathedral Mall PDF eBook |
Author | Mois Benarroch |
Publisher | Babelcube Inc. |
Pages | 74 |
Release | 2019-04-07 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1507114311 |
Just what motivates a writer to write, anyway? Is it a need to expiate past experiences, an apprehension for the direction of the future, a need to slough off inner thoughts not aceptable to voice out loud? The Cathedral Mall plays out in a real-life futuristic city constructed around a mall which provides everything, including stores, clinics, restaurants and bookstores. The suburbs are called “passageways”and go from the city to the end of civilization, out where the city ends, and war begins. Sandoval and Sandra are hunted for trying to exit La Catedral Mall without making a purchase, a capital offense in a world where buying is a religión. “Buy for your future. Buying is our future.” Chants a muezzin-type crier over the sound system of the mall named La Catedral which may have been a synagogue in the past. Sandoval gets to the city limits and there sees people who try unsuccessfully to enter, where he finds he can no longer be the person he was and seeks refuge in his father’s writings which spoke of another past, another world. A meld of science fiction and social commentary. A novel for the new millennium.
My Horizontal Life
Title | My Horizontal Life PDF eBook |
Author | Chelsea Handler |
Publisher | Grand Central Publishing |
Pages | 141 |
Release | 2013-04-30 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1455577529 |
In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.
Wildflower
Title | Wildflower PDF eBook |
Author | APRIL R. SCHREIBER |
Publisher | AuthorHouse |
Pages | 201 |
Release | 2012-01-10 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 1468527967 |
A blind date introduces April to a man she nicknames Jimmer and her life is changed forever. He exposes her to the finer things in life, but more importantly, he teaches her what true love is. She finds herself telling him things she never told anyone before and cannot understand why he loves her when he could have someone not as damaged as she. She is an addict when they meet, had been raped, and had a childhood filled with severe physical and mental abuse. Yet, the more she tells him, the more deeply he falls in love with her. Coming from a small town where hunting and guns are common place, she thinks nothing of it when she learns he carries a .38 under his suit coat to work. After living on a rough part of a reservation where her sister handed her a rifle because she though someone was coming to steal their gas, she assumes his guns are to protect the large amounts of cash he has both in his car trunk and apartment. She is unfamiliar with city life and assumes this is normal. Because she trusts him so completely, she is not suspicious of his job when he takes spur of the moment out-of-state business trips that can last for an undetermined amount of time. When he tells her something 'fell off a truck' he laughs as she wonders why it didn't break. Wildflower is true the story of their time spent together, events that happened, and murder. It is a story every woman of every age can relate to. It is the author's hope that you enjoy this glimpse of the not-so-average life one woman was lucky enough to survive. May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows youre dead!
Jacob-Jo and The Ladder
Title | Jacob-Jo and The Ladder PDF eBook |
Author | T. Leon Doyle |
Publisher | Fulton Books, Inc. |
Pages | 482 |
Release | 2017-11-30 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1633385795 |
Jacob-Jo came straight out of the backwoods and after seeing Jenny, the princess from the mansion, his mom told him about the mythical ladder and without him knowing it he began his climb. However in high school he became painfully aware of that ladder while he and Jenny were falling in love. Then their summer on the rodeo circuit ended when a bull broke Jacob-Jo’s leg and his scholarship was put on hold for a year, but Jenny went to college. That split proved to be disastrous an
The Bedwetter's Compendium
Title | The Bedwetter's Compendium PDF eBook |
Author | Forrest Grant |
Publisher | AB Discovery |
Pages | 360 |
Release | 2019-08-14 |
Genre | |
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“I never really realised what the fuss was about bedwetting. It never bothered me, be it a small puddle or soaked from end to end.” These three books explain about how bedwetting can be viewed as a positive and enjoyable experience. The first book is a ‘how-to’ guide about how to enjoy and accept bedwetting as a viable lifestyle. The second two novels are fiction, but with an element of truth, as we see two adult bedwetters come to board at the same house. The landlady not only accepts them, but encourages them, and helps them find who they really are. There are no more powerful pro-bedwetting books and novels on the market.