Weird Pet Poems

Weird Pet Poems
Title Weird Pet Poems PDF eBook
Author
Publisher Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
Pages 0
Release 1997
Genre Animals
ISBN 9780689807343

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A collection of poems about unusual animal pets by such poets as Karla Kuskin, Theodore Roethke, May Swenson, and others.

Weird Pet Poems

Weird Pet Poems
Title Weird Pet Poems PDF eBook
Author
Publisher
Pages 44
Release 1997
Genre American poetry
ISBN 9780590033862

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A collection of poems about unusual animal pets by such poets as Karla Kuskin, Theodore Roethke, May Swenson, and others.

Presidential Pets: The Weird, Wacky, Little, Big, Scary, Strange Animals That Have Lived In The White House

Presidential Pets: The Weird, Wacky, Little, Big, Scary, Strange Animals That Have Lived In The White House
Title Presidential Pets: The Weird, Wacky, Little, Big, Scary, Strange Animals That Have Lived In The White House PDF eBook
Author Julia Moberg
Publisher Charlesbridge
Pages 98
Release 2012-07-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 160734582X

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This inside look at the White House's animal residents features a rollicking, rhyming verse for each commander-in-chief's pets, accompanied by cool facts, presidential stats, and laugh-out-loud cartoon art. John Quincy Adams kept an alligator in the bathtub, while Thomas Jefferson's pride and joy was his pair of bear cubs. Andrew Jackson had a potty-mouthed parrot, and Martin Van Buren got into a fight with Congress over his two baby tigers. First daughter Caroline Kennedy's pony Macaroni had free reign over the White House. But the pet-owning winner of all the presidents was Theodore Roosevelt, who had a hyena, lion, zebra, badger, snake, rats, a nippy dog that bit the French ambassador, and more!

Throw the Damn Ball

Throw the Damn Ball
Title Throw the Damn Ball PDF eBook
Author R. D. Rosen
Publisher Penguin
Pages 130
Release 2013-10-29
Genre Humor
ISBN 0698141229

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A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs—the perfect gift for lovers of literature and pups alike. “Dogs seldom make passes At dogs passing gasses.” Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash? Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement”—an homage to Emily Dickinson—and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.

Dog Blessings

Dog Blessings
Title Dog Blessings PDF eBook
Author June Cotner
Publisher New World Library
Pages 194
Release 2008
Genre Literary Collections
ISBN 1577316169

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With heartwarming, funny, silly, and sad tributes, "Dog Blessings" honors the special connection between people and their canine friends. The essays collected here wax eloquent on subjects ranging from dog days at the beach to the lives of rescue and shelter dogs.

My Hippo Has the Hiccups

My Hippo Has the Hiccups
Title My Hippo Has the Hiccups PDF eBook
Author Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 178
Release 2009-04-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1402227523

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Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry is adored by kids. They just can't get enough of the great beats, wonderful imagery, and good ol' belly laughs his poetry contains! With over a hundred poems included, most of them new but some old favorites too, My Hippo Has the Hiccups is a laugh-out-loud good time. The audio CD features lots of the great poem readings and zany humor that make Kenn one of the most widely sought school speakers in the country. From angry vegetables to misbehaving robots to the boy who is only half a werewolf, these are all officially poems Kenn totally made up: my robot does my homework! | i bought a pet banana! | when vegetables are angry... Be sure to visit Kenn online at the world's most popular poetry site for kids: poetry4kids.com

The Tighty Whitey Spider

The Tighty Whitey Spider
Title The Tighty Whitey Spider PDF eBook
Author Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 122
Release 2010-04-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1402248180

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Another side-splitting collection of poetry from beloved children's poet Kenn Nesbitt! Following up the bestselling collection, My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Kenn Nesbitt dares to go where no poet has gone before, creating a whole host of laugh-out-loud scenarios involving animals doing extreme sports. Kids love Kenn's clever word play and wonderful imagery. This collection also includes an audio CD of Kenn reading the poems in his inimitable style. And Ethan Long provides the perfect complement to Kenn's poetry with his brilliant line drawings. With poems like "My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye" and "I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack," this collection shines bright with rhymes that are full of jokes, thrills, and surprises. Animals Doing Extreme Sports will keep kids laughing—and loving poetry.