Today I F****d Up
Title | Today I F****d Up PDF eBook |
Author | Thomas Mitchell |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 208 |
Release | 2021-03-03 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1760859044 |
A toe curling, laugh out loud collection of worst day disasters. I’d always rolled my eyes when people describe things as 'happening in slow motion'. Surely everything happens in regular time and it's only when you replay it in your head that it seems to slow down?But as the car lurched forward and I found myself sailing through the back of the garage, I finally understood what they meant. When a trip to meet his new girlfriend’s grandparents ends in disaster (think a crashed ute, an angry wasp and a cranky farmer with a shotgun), Thomas Mitchell knows one thing for sure: bad days make for great stories. While we might not like to admit it, we can't help but find a sneaky pleasure in other people's misfortune. It's the reason fail compilations rack up millions of views on YouTube or television shows like Funniest Home Videos exist at all. Deep down we're addicted to the downfall of our fellow humans, and if there was ever a point in history when we needed a laugh, it's now. Today I F***D Up is a collection of tall tales but true that are equal parts hilarious and horrifying; a timely reminder that no matter how terrible things get, they could always be worse. So much worse. Praise for Today I F***D Up 'Today I F****d Up turns disaster, catastrophes, abject humiliation and pure mortification into gold. Essential reading for anyone who's been there as many times as I have. Read the book, and you'll laugh for sure, and you just might also cry.' Markus Zusak `You know those days where everything goes wrong? We’ve all had them and now Thomas Mitchell has written a book about them. It’s very funny. You can do what we love to do the most... laugh at other people’s expense.’ Larry Emdur `If you’re in need of a good laugh do yourself a favour and give it a read.’ Francesca Hung `Thomas Mitchell has written a book. He says it’s hilarious and I concur!’ Samantha Armytage `I’m reading this – it’s so good. Thomas Mitchell is very funny. And talented. If you want a laugh and a great read – can’t recommend it enough.’ Sally Obermeder `He’s hilarious!’ Kylie Gillies `Ever had a bad day? It’s nothing compared to the hilarious stories in this book. Filled to the brim with stories about dating, sex, losing your job, capitulating in a job interview and accidentally throwing a house party (we’ve all been there), Mitchell has compiled the best of the best for your enjoyment.’ Pop Sugar `Bad day? This book will help you feel 100 per cent better about your life choices.’ TV WEEK
Messed Up!!
Title | Messed Up!! PDF eBook |
Author | Todd M. Thiede |
Publisher | iUniverse |
Pages | 260 |
Release | 2009-03-30 |
Genre | Political Science |
ISBN | 9781440131714 |
In 1776 the founding fathers created a nation that would grow into a global super power. Today we are losing everything that has been built up over the last 233 years. The American economy is falling apart, our government is spending money like it is water and spending it in all the wrong ways, and the American family is almost non existent. This book is going to open eyes and drop jaws at the same time. You will be amazed at some of the terrible things that are happening right under our very noses. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do for a living, after reading this book you will know how MESSED UP things have become and what we as Americans can do to fix our country and put it back on track
Commentaries
Title | Commentaries PDF eBook |
Author | Melvin Bornstein |
Publisher | Routledge |
Pages | 133 |
Release | 2014-05-12 |
Genre | Psychology |
ISBN | 1317771028 |
First published in 1996. This is Volume 12, number 4 of Psychoanalytic Inquiry 1996. Lawrence Friedman has given psychoanalysts a fresh slant on the analytic situation. He has written of the experience of the analyst, which, until recently, was uncommon in analytic literature. He has asked how analysts think in the analytic situation. This issue of Psychoanalytic Inquiry recognizes that ‘The Anatomy of Psychotherapy’ is a significant book and this is a collection of articles with commentaries by a variety of analytic writers, followed by Lawrence Friedman's response, that seeks to illuminate the important issues taken up in the book.
Flying Magazine
Title | Flying Magazine PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Pages | 64 |
Release | 1954-12 |
Genre | |
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The Reset
Title | The Reset PDF eBook |
Author | DAVID STEVENS |
Publisher | WestBow Press |
Pages | 220 |
Release | 2011-11-04 |
Genre | Self-Help |
ISBN | 1449729762 |
If you suddenly discovered a reset button that if pushed would immediately undo all of your past mistakes and failures and would restore your current life to better circumstances, would you be tempted to give it a try? Most of us would, but of course there is no such button. However, in THE RESET you will enjoy a 28-day journey that will enable you to reclaim the life that you should be living! If you are ready for a fresh start now and a bright new hope for your future, start today and read one chapter a day for the next 28 days. Learn 7 life-transforming Resets in 28 days, and reclaim and finally live the life that God designed just for you! THE RESET is both engaging and practical in its style, but most importantly, it works! When you end this 28-day reset journey, you will put down a book, but you will wake up each day thereafter with a new mind set, ready to go out every day and live your life with overflowing confident hope. Here are just a few of the highlighted quotes: For all of us, life is a journey, and we really want to give it our best shot every day! Even though we can only see in part where our daily journey is taking us and what the cumulative outcomes will be, we would like to feel good about our efforts and ourselves at the end of each day." It is quite a game-changer when we realize that God thinks about us quite differently than most of us think about ourselves. No other healing of a broken relationship in life compares to the restoration of your friendship with God. I firmly believe that most of our defeats and setbacks in life come because we do not diligently guard our hearts. God never engineered your hope tank to be empty or even half-full. Instead, He intends for you to max out and overflow with hope so that some of His hope will spill out on others around you. No matter what start you had, you can now have a great finish!
The Unshakable Truth
Title | The Unshakable Truth PDF eBook |
Author | Josh McDowell |
Publisher | Harvest House Publishers |
Pages | 514 |
Release | 2010-06-01 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 0736944656 |
The name Josh McDowell promises real-life, on-the-street Christian apologetics. In his first Harvest House book, Josh joins his son Sean to draw on his life’s work and comprehensively address a vital issue: why an entire generation of young Christians—and millions of older believers—is confused about what they believe, why they believe it, and how it’s relevant. The Unshakable Truth is uniquely positioned for younger Christians because it presents apologetics relationally, focusing on how Christianity’s doctrines affect relationships. The authors... ground every assertion in the overarching story of creation, incarnation, and re-creation. distill 12 crucial “faith statements”—for example, “A personal Creator God exists.” explain why each statement is trustworthy, how it applies to real life, and—using examples, stories, and experiences—what its relevance is. A spiritual gold mine for parents, youth workers, pastors—anyone wanting to reveal Christianity’s relevance to today’s life and culture.
Oh, My Gosh I Over Slept!
Title | Oh, My Gosh I Over Slept! PDF eBook |
Author | Rita D. Anderson |
Publisher | iUniverse |
Pages | 101 |
Release | 2012-02 |
Genre | Body, Mind & Spirit |
ISBN | 1469751372 |
This book is Powerful, Sharp and Insightful! - Dr. Bollinger As if lightening has just struck you, your heart is racing and your mind is bombarded with what seems like an armored tank full of questions. Sudden bursts of regret and fear alternate causing you to momentarily hyperventilate. You manage to pull yourself together. For the next 10 minutes you try and do what would normally take anywhere from 40 minutes to an hour to complete. You are now in the throes of a panic attack. But you aren't alone; there are many others experiencing the same scenario. What do you do now? I'm glad you asked. Don't Settle! If the life God called you to live is not the one that is playing on the big screen at the moment, take time to find out why. Don't just sit there and settle for the way it is going. Don't live in the Panic Attack. Learn from it. Rita gives new meaning to redeeming the time. In this captivatingly witty inspirational guide you will find the support, strength and encouragement needed to live your life on time. You'll receive words of wisdom and divine insight necessary in order to chart your course for the life you've always wanted. You will learn how to apply practical truths, uncover your excuses and cure your snooze bar syndrome all in the same journey. So, what are you waiting for? Join the countless others that are well on their way to waking up on time!