This Guild is Batty!
Title | This Guild is Batty! PDF eBook |
Author | J P Valentine |
Publisher | Independently Published |
Pages | 360 |
Release | 2021-08-21 |
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Invitation in hand, it's time for Eve and friends to travel north in search of the legendary Dragonwrought. With a single-minded focus, they'll trek deep into the mountains, willfully ignoring the onslaught of side quests threatening to derail their journey. The only things anybody knows about the illusive Dragonwrought, greatest of all the adventuring companies in Leshk, are their deep connections to the dragons that roam the skies beyond their keep, and that they haven't deemed take a new recruit in decades. But nobody's sure exactly how many decades. Whatever awaits Eve at her new guild, there's certain to be plenty of foot elementals, lungeons, and other patently ridiculous challenges to overcome and rewards to reap-assuming anyone can figure out what a lungeon even is.
This Class is Bonkers!
Title | This Class is Bonkers! PDF eBook |
Author | J P Valentine |
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Pages | 364 |
Release | 2021-03-11 |
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With the way behind them sealed, the only way forward for Eve and her friends is down. Down the narrow steps carved into the mountain. Down into the oppressive toxic fog. Down into the Dead Fields. br>But the Dead Fields are not so dead as they seem. Things lurk in the mist, things far beyond the levels of Eve, Wes, Preston, and especially the hatchling Reginald. But Eve doesn't care. Sure, every darting shadow and every roar in the distance sends a chill up her spine, but just as any passing beast could prove the one threat she can't overcome, so too could it prove a windfall of valuable exp. Eve likes exp. Before the party can make their way past the deadly trellac, before they can return to civilization, before they can make their mark on this world with the power of friendship, overwhelming violence, and mediocre puns, they'll need to pick up a few levels. Eve and the gang are trapped in the Dead Fields, and they're going to have to grind their way out.
This Quest is Broken!
Title | This Quest is Broken! PDF eBook |
Author | J P Valentine |
Publisher | |
Pages | 408 |
Release | 2021-01-04 |
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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the Legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.Wouldn't that be ridiculous?Eve can't even begin to guess how or why she's come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level 1 Messenger Girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as Legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that gods-damned bread.There just might be a few Side Quests along the way.
This Plot is Bananas!
Title | This Plot is Bananas! PDF eBook |
Author | J P Valentine |
Publisher | Independently Published |
Pages | 380 |
Release | 2021-12-12 |
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With betrayal weighing heavily on their spirits and the devouring flame an ever-present threat, Eve and the gang can do little to stave off the eternal undercurrent of silliness that pervades their lives. Together with a young trellac, a drake with phantasmal wings, and three floating lights known only as Lumy, they'll fight man-eating plants, officiate monster weddings, and investigate a muffin-related conspiracy deep within the bowels of Pyrindel. But the fun can't last forever. There's a war brewing between high-level factions, a conflict Eve finds herself caught in the middle of. Soon enough, this secret plot, this life quest, this entire broken trilogy will come hurtling to an end. Perhaps, with any luck, there will be a loaf of bread waiting on the other side. Or maybe the real loaf of bread was the friends we made along the way. Those friends that made it through, that is. Experience the epic and hilarious conclusion to This Trilogy is Broken!
The Rings of Saturn
Title | The Rings of Saturn PDF eBook |
Author | W. G. Sebald |
Publisher | New Directions Publishing |
Pages | 218 |
Release | 2016-11-08 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 081122130X |
"The book is like a dream you want to last forever" (Roberta Silman, The New York Times Book Review), now with a gorgeous new cover by the famed designer Peter Mendelsund A masterwork of W. G. Sebald, now with a gorgeous new cover by the famed designer Peter Mendelsund The Rings of Saturn—with its curious archive of photographs—records a walking tour of the eastern coast of England. A few of the things which cross the path and mind of its narrator (who both is and is not Sebald) are lonely eccentrics, Sir Thomas Browne’s skull, a matchstick model of the Temple of Jerusalem, recession-hit seaside towns, wooded hills, Joseph Conrad, Rembrandt’s "Anatomy Lesson," the natural history of the herring, the massive bombings of WWII, the dowager Empress Tzu Hsi, and the silk industry in Norwich. W.G. Sebald’s The Emigrants (New Directions, 1996) was hailed by Susan Sontag as an "astonishing masterpiece perfect while being unlike any book one has ever read." It was "one of the great books of the last few years," noted Michael Ondaatje, who now acclaims The Rings of Saturn "an even more inventive work than its predecessor, The Emigrants."
Keeping Secrets
Title | Keeping Secrets PDF eBook |
Author | Paul Sullivan |
Publisher | Book Guild Publishing |
Pages | 97 |
Release | 2017-02-24 |
Genre | Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | 1912083841 |
Jenna Takes The Fall
Title | Jenna Takes The Fall PDF eBook |
Author | A. R. Taylor |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 306 |
Release | 2020-09-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1631527940 |
Twenty-four years old and newly employed in Manhattan, Jenna McCann agrees to place herself under the dead body of a wealthy, prominent New Yorker—her boss—to hide the identity of his real lover. But why? Because she is half in love with him herself; because her only friend at Hull Industries asked her to; because she feared everyone around her; because she had no idea how this would spin out into her own, undeveloped life; because she had nothing and no one? Or just because? Deftly told and sharply observed, Jenna Takes the Fall is the story of someone who became infamous . . . before she became anybody at all.