OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!

One (extremely handsome) grumpy boss needs a wife. One savvy designer needs a job. And both hate that they need each other to make it happen. Hendricks Cole is the prestigious and handsome, billionaire architect that's every prospective home owner's dreams. But he's every Christmas-lover's nightmare. Which is why, when he gets the opportunity to build a house for the renown holiday romance writer and director, Carolyn Wren, he knows he's going to need help to win the job. Ava Brown is talented. She's worked hard building her design company, but she just doesn't have the client list to sustain a full-time job. So, when her best friend and roommate tells her Hendricks Cole is still looking for a new assistant, Ava knows this is her chance. Within a day Ava is employed and Hendricks is irritated and distracted. It's hard for both of them to tell if there are sparks flying, or if those are just the Christmas lights twinkling outside. But either way, Ava and Hendricks find themselves navigating Christmas in a way neither of them thought they would be - as husband and wife. Celebrate Christmas this year with Katie Bachand's laugh-out-loud CHRISTMAS romantic comedy as you fall for Ava and Hendricks in this book that will give you all of those happy Christmas feels. MERRY CHRISTMAS! If you love: Laugh out loud comedy Billionaire romances Grumpy bosses Fake relationships Office romances Christmas romances Happily ever afters Mistletoes ♥

Miriam knew her whirlwind marriage to millionaire Jay Carter wouldn't last. Plain and ordinary, she just didn't fit into his polished penthouse apartment or his glamorous lifestyle! Out of place and out of confidence, Miriam fled before Jay could realize his mistake. Jay has given his runaway bride some time away, but enough is enough—he is back to claim his wife once and for all! His ultimatum: she has until Christmas to return to his bed!

Marry one of her clients? Never in a million years would Denise Watson have considered such a proposition. But tycoon Gideon Falcon needed a wife—a real wife—to clinch a business deal. And he had decided only Denise would do. His terms were simple: The marriage needed to be legally binding, and it would be over once the holidays were. He'd never touch her. Except…keeping things strictly business with the physical temptation between them soon proved impossible. Had that been part of Gideon's plan all along?

Molly has returned to Serenity for Homecoming…but will she stay forever? Beau Julander, a single father of two, is having trouble juggling the responsibilities of career, home and family. And his work for the Homecoming Week Committee makes this time of year really busy—but not too busy to get reacquainted with Molly Shepherd, a girl he barely knew in high school. His attraction to Molly and her obvious interest in him soothe the damage done to his ego when his ex-wife walked out on him, but he’s keenly aware of how his kids have been hurt by the divorce, and he doesn’t want to make things worse for them by becoming involved in a relationship that’s only temporary. But Beau and his kids soon find out that Molly is not a temporary kind of woman—she’s in for the long run.

A makeshift Christmas family Might be just what he needs Injured and widowed after an accident, Joshua Miller desperately needs help caring for his four children. So when he proposes a marriage of convenience to their housekeeper, Esther King, she is thrilled. She’s always wanted a family of her own, but it’s never come to be. Now her heart is open to the children, but her new husband is a different story. Joshua’s still reeling from the death of his wife. And Esther’s got a secret that stands between them. Can a marriage of convenience become a love match this Christmas? From Love Inspired: Uplifting stories of faith, forgiveness and hope.

Husband and wife reunited? Coming home to his wife on Christmas Eve to celebrate their third wedding anniversary, Jake Fox found Bella with her boss. Assuming she'd been having an affair while he'd been working out of the country, Jake didn't stay around to find out the truth. One year later, Jake and Bella are tricked into spending Christmas together in a remote cottage. Bella knows she's never stopped loving her husband, but can Jake learn to love—and trust—his wife again?