The World's Biggest Fart

The World's Biggest Fart
Title The World's Biggest Fart PDF eBook
Author Rafael Ordóñez
Publisher NubeOcho
Pages 48
Release 2023-11-06
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 8419974749

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El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?

It All Began with a Bean

It All Began with a Bean
Title It All Began with a Bean PDF eBook
Author Katie McKy
Publisher Tanglewood Press
Pages 34
Release 2011
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1933718234

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What happens when, one day, a dropped bean is devoured by ten flies, and hundreds of dogs eat cheese fallen from a truck, and thousands of runners begin gulping air, and all the people at home that morning have eggs for breakfast, and then they all fart at once? This hilarious book answers that intriguing question, as readers learn the after-effects of the world's biggest fart on the poor town where it happens, from poodles' curls going limp to elephants plugging their trunks with bananas. This unique picture book, with lighthearted illustrations, will entertain children and parents alike.

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
Title No One Likes a Fart PDF eBook
Author Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher Penguin
Pages 32
Release 2020-01-14
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts
Title The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts PDF eBook
Author M.D. Whalen
Publisher
Pages 142
Release 2018-03-28
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Does It Fart?

Does It Fart?
Title Does It Fart? PDF eBook
Author Nick Caruso
Publisher Hachette UK
Pages 48
Release 2019-07-11
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1526361892

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An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
Title Did Somebody Step on a Duck? PDF eBook
Author Jim Dawson
Publisher Ten Speed Press
Pages 194
Release 2010-05-04
Genre Humor
ISBN 1580081339

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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)
Title There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) PDF eBook
Author Tim Miller
Publisher HarperCollins Australia
Pages 36
Release 2012-11-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1743096682

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From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian