Much, much more than just potty training for boys... In this second book of the Weenie Book Series, Gabriel Green is a 5-year-old boy who doesn ́t do very well in the bathroom when it is time to pee. Like most boys his age, he's seen his dad going to the restroom, but every time he tries to imitate what his father does, he just fails, messing his bathroom up; infuriating his mother who has to clean everything up and poor Gabe is left feeling hopeless. With wonderful illustrations by María Russo and through a simple and well-articulated prose, D.T. Carter reminds parents and boys just how difficult having a penis can be when it comes down to using the restroom. It might all seem like fun and games, but, being a boy and having a penis is a great, and wonderful responsibility and needs instruction from Mom and Dad. This book is a wonderful tool parents can use to teach their young boys about going to the bathroom. It is more than just potty training, it is a way to show and infuse in boys good bathroom etiquette every single time they go to the restroom. As parents, you ́ll enjoy reading this book with your sons and be excited about the changes you will see in them from the illustrated teachings. Even moms will laugh out loud as they identify with Gabriel's mom and her struggles to teach Gabe how to urinate without creating disasters in the bathroom. As in other books in The Weenie Book series, in this book D.T. Carter highlights: -Why it is awesome to be a boy -God made me a boy -How to treat others with respect -and much more. BONUS: Inside the book is a special link where you can download beautifully illustrated poster to hang in the bathroom to teach and remind your son of everything he needs to do in the bathroom from lifting up the seat before he pees to washing his hand. Download The Weenie Book, "The Pee Pee Guide" today!

Creepy stories for young adult readers.

Meet Weenie, a food-obsessed wiener dog, and his best friends Frank and Beans in this hilarious early graphic novel for fans of Narwhal and Jelly and The Bad Guys. Weenie loves his human, Bob. He loves his guinea pig friend, Beans, and his cat friend, Frank. He loves naps, adventures and sharing. In fact, Weenie loves pretty much everything (except the mail carrier). But the thing Weenie loves and desires more than anything else in the world is meatloaf. And he'll do anything to get it. Join Weenie, Frank and Beans on a laugh-out-loud meatloaf adventure, complete with a trench coat disguise, a wild meatloaf trap and even a hungry wolf.

Invasion of the Road Weenies, a collection of warped and creepy tales ranging from the silly and offbeat to flat-out horrifying from the award-winning storyteller and master of the macabre, David Lubar A town is overrun by road weenies--a.k.a. joggers--who never smile. A girl thinks she's too old for Halloween...until she finds a special pair of gloves. A boy takes a shortcut to an unexpected place. A mummy takes his revenge, one little piece at a time.... Welcome to the weird and wacky world of award-winning storyteller and master of the macabre, David Lubar. These thirty-five tales ranging from the silly and offbeat to flat-out horrifying are just right for reading alone or for telling aloud in the dark. As an added bonus at the end of the book, David answers the question most frequently asked of writers with a behind-the-scenes look at the various ways he got the ideas for the stories in this collection. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Thirty-five creepy stories about pigeons, ancient predators, Girl Scouts, and other terrifying things. Includes author's notes on how he got his ideas for these stories.

Thirty-three stories about stranded aliens, a horrifying cheesemaker, a boy with the power to make stars vanish, and other frightening things. Includes notes on how the author got his ideas for these stories.

"Thirty-three more warped and creepy tales"--Cover [p. 4].