The Teenie Weenies are a series of children books. They are very small people, not even an inch tall. Thy use mice as draft horses and sparrows as an air force. The Poet and the Lady of Fashion get kidnapped by the Wild Men, and the rest of the teenie weenies mount a rescue expedition. To break open the enemy fortress, the teenie weenies hire a mole to dig a tunnel, and mine the wall with a firecracker.

In TEENIE WEENIES IN THE WILDWOOD, the Poet and the Lady of Fashion get kidnapped by the Wild Men, and the rest of the Teenie Weenies mount a rescue expedition. This book contains 8 full colour plates and many, many Pen and Ink Vignettes. The Teenie Weenies had known for some time that a tribe of tiny wild men lived in a big swamp many teenie weenie miles from the shoe house. Field mice and birds had carried the news of these strange little people to the Teenie Weenies for some time. The wild men spoke a language quite different from the Teenie Weenies. “These wild men are very cruel,” a friendly bird told the Teenie Weenies. “They are called Saboes, or frog eaters, and they would just as soon destroy a person as look at him.” Despite leaving them alone, one afternoon a snail “raced” up to the shoe house with alarming news—the Lady of Fashion and the Poet had been captured by the wild men! “Gracious!” gasped the General who then ordered the alarm bell be rung. In a few minutes, two birds flew under the rose bush where the village stood and one by one, several mice, a squirrel and a couple of intelligent-looking bugs appeared. “Friends,” said the General, addressing the assembled crowd, “I have terrible news! The Lady of Fashion and the Poet have been captured by the wild men. This—this snail here has just brought the report.” The Teenie Weenies and their friends were much shocked by the news. They decide to mount a rescue and plans are put into action. To break open the enemy fortress, the Teenie Weenies hire a mole to dig a tunnel, and mine the wall with a firecracker. But what happened next? Did they manage to mine the enemy’s camp and set the mine off? Was a peaceful solution found, or did they have to use force to break the Poet and the Lady of Fashion out? Download this book to find out for yourselves. 10% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to charities. ================ KEYWORDS/TAGS: Teenie Weenies In The Wildwood, folklore, fairy tales, tiny people, capture, kidnap, Poet, Lady of Fashion, General, snail, wild men, swamp, shoe house, field mouse, mice, language, cruel, Saboe, frog eater, alarm bell, shock, birds, bugs, plan, blow up, fort, enemy, fortress, mine, firecracker, dig, tunnel, firecracker, rescue, Campaign, Prepare, Warning, Queen of the Wild Men, Storm, Suspension Bridge, Frightened, Army, Captive, Attend, Dance, Help, Ground Robin, Gogo, Brave Act, Attack, Island, Council of War, Bottle Up, Dunce, Disgrace, Consult, Engineer, Old Soldier, War Machine, Excitement, Scouts, Narrow Escape, Battle, Red Cross, Peace, Peace Dance, Home, Grand Review